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just posting the thoughts that plague my mind before bed
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Lambert accidentally makes a wish with a powerful spirit while drunk. He wishes Geralt would just fucking Chill Out. The guy was a stressed and grumpy mess all winter worrying about his bard.

He promptly panics. Thinking "oh fuck Geralt told us about how his wish with the Bard went." He thinks he might have wished Geralt to be frozen or something. He sets out to go find Geralt to make sure he's fine.

Meanwhile Jaskier is dealing with a Geralt who's acting stoned af. Stoned Geralt is a cuddly Geralt. He wants to be snuggling Jaskier At All Times. Jaskier is trying to get them on the road to find a Mage to fix this. Geralt is actively hindering their progress. He doesn't want to ride Roach because he wants to drape himself over Jaskier, and Roach would get tired of carrying them both quickly. Hes constantly tucking Jaskier under his arms or into his chest. Just. Touching. All the time now. It's confusing and alarming because Geralt isnt usually so chill while in towns. He also keeps trying to let Roach free to do her Horse Things™ and be a Free Spirit™. Thankfully Roach just follows along behind them. Judging them.

There is clearly curse nonsense going on.

Lambert finds them eventually. He finds them camping out in the woods. Geralt curled around and draped over a grumpy looking bard.

They do manage to get the wish removed. Eventually.

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now-its-time-for-a-breakdown

Can someone please write a fanfic like this

#need it now#jaskier#geralt of rivera#geralt#geraskier#lambert#the witcher#witcher#W AU
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“This is your daily, friendly reminder to use commas instead of periods during the dialogue of your story,” she said with a smile.

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onewordtest

“Unless you are following the dialogue with an action and not a dialogue tag.” He took a deep breath and sat back down after making the clarifying statement. 

“However,” she added, shifting in her seat, “it’s appropriate to use a comma if there’s action in the middle of a sentence.”

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tenoko1

“True.” She glanced at the others. “You can also end with a period if you include an action between two separate statements.”

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cj-amused

Things I didn’t know

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prismatic-bell

“And–” she waved a pen as though to underline her statement–“if you’re interrupting a sentence with an action, you need to type two hyphens to make an en-dash.”

You guys have no idea how many students in my advanced fiction workshop didn’t know any of this when writing their stories.

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Reblog to save a life

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hatingongodot

God bilingual people are so cool. I'd love to be bilingual someday.

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hatingongodot

"Aren't you alrea--" Shut the fuck up I've never spoken any language in my life

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hatingongodot

The thing people don't understand is that mathematically speaking, being slightly bilingual actually makes you LESS bilingual than people who are monolingual. I've created a helpful chart to assist:

This is known as the I'd Rather Die Than Attempt to Converse With A Native Speaker paradox, and it has befuddled scholars for centuries

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what-even-is-thiss

Ah yes could I attempt to have a conversation in German? Yes. Will I do that though? Not without melting into the carpet first.

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now-its-time-for-a-breakdown

I'm bilingual, but sometimes it feels like I'm not, since my second language is English and I feel like that isn't impressive enough to be deemed bilingual...if that makes sense...

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One year ago today, I posted the first gifset on this blog. It’s been an enormously fun and fulfilling hobby for me to keep this blog going, meet new people, and experience panel shows and comedy together. Thank you all for always being gracious and kind — and a huge laugh. To another year! — 💕 Sarah

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