Karl Heisenberg is Girlypop

late to the party but i wanted to do that meme

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

I'm begging everyone to get their flu shots

i’m so tired i need to be held or killed

so weird to think that for millions of years animals were just ripping each others’ throats out and copulating without eye contact

you still get this in chicago

when i say i like hiking, i don’t mean “eight mile backpacking trip with special gear and an emergency beacon” sort of hiking, i mean a three mile loop to go look at pretty things and then a huge brunch after.

this is in no way a slam on hardcore hiking, it’s very fun, but i mostly just need to lower people’s expectations when i say hiking is a hobby of mine

"No no, that's ranger hiking. I like hobbit hiking."

starting a collection

links to each post - please go show some love <3

found some more <3

daddy's got to be honest kitten. i don't think we're finding the northwest passage

THE TERROR ▸ 1.09 the c, the c, the open c

oh! hello!

When it comes to the TF2 mercs I have absolutely no coherent thoughts about them. I try to think about them and I have nothing I can write or draw. I can only rotate them in my head while giggling and kicking my feet.

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

"I'd go with him in a heart beat."