what if they made a regigigas hoodie

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My name is Regigigas. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

Concept art for various Wonder Effects in Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

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Your boner adds nothing to the broader artistic milieu

Guy who has only ever seen one boner seeing a second erection: "Getting a lot of boner vibes from this penis."

this wouldn't leave my brain

I think I’m starting to feel sick from only eating snacks and pastries during my shifts at the shelter. I can’t even afford to buy shit from the convenience store right now.

I get my first full check at the highest paying job I’ve ever had on May 3rd.

Unfortunately all of this money will go to paying rent and paying off my friend who I had borrowed a significant amount of money to pay April’s late rent. I’m finally approaching financial stability after weeks of unemployment and months more of being unable to afford my expenses on my dishwasher’s wage.

I just need some money to afford food and caffeine until May 3rd so if you could throw me $5-20 that’ll help me not feel nutritionally deficient while working.

My cashapp is $PhoenixSinger

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Wow wtf HIV/AIDS was discovered by Flossie Wong-Staal, an Chinese-American woman, and she’s the reason the HIV test even exists. AND THEN she invented the molecular knife that lead to treatments for HIV/AIDS. And she’s STILL ALIVE. We don’t hear about the contributions of Women of Color enough, my word. Madness.

https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flossie_Wong-Staal

Thank you, Flossie. 💜💜💜

the idea of sorcerer vs wizard is the funniest thing dnd came up with i think. same vibes as training for musical theatre your whole life and then Mike from your business class who thinks the arts are a waste of time and resources but needs a quarter credit to graduate gets the lead in this year’s production of West Side Story bc the assistant director heard him sing karaoke at a school club event. and he’s a natural triple threat

Hey girl sorry about your golden retriever boyfriends wholesome self inflicted grenade wound

hello I am speaking to you from the future: this guy is awful at sex and will put you in the hospital. he owes you $500. you will have one orgasm the entire time you are with him and it will be followed by him scolding you to move your hand away from your clit because "it's distracting" and he can't cum unless he mimics the exact same level of numb pressure and total dissociation he has conditioned himself to masturbating with five times a day. every girl he has ever dated has tried to commit suicide. after you get away from him you will realize he looks exactly like Carl from Aqua Teen. instead of dating him you should turn your 100k word Sabrina fanfic into a breakout YA novel using find-and-replace and buy a decent vacuum cleaner

this country is a hellscape can a cute girl bite me on the neck repeatedly

ART DUMP

The first picture is a little guy I am SO EXCITED TO MEET, I bought him off of ebay, probably a fake one but I love his smile so who cares 🥺

John Waters and Divine. Photo: Allan Tannenbaum

Happy 78th birthday to cinema’s King of Sleaze, the People’s Pervert, the Queer Confucius and everyone’s favourite corrupting role model - John Waters (born 22 April 1946)! Waters’ evergreen cult classicks (sic) like Pink Flamingos (1972), Female Trouble (1974) and Desperate Living (1977) have been warping the imaginations of malcontents for generations now. Years ago, the official Dreamland News Facebook page suggested the following festive tips to commemorate Waters’ birthday. I’ll reproduce them here: “Get a ludicrously large hair-do, tattoo your flesh with the name of your idol, smoke cigarettes in the girls room, give a stranger a rosary job, have an interracial love affair, return a gift for the money (you can do that, you know), stomp some honky lady’s foot, send your enemy a turd, declare it backwards day at the office, prank call your next door neighbour, teabag some old queen at the bar, dance lewdly for a quarter, mainline liquid eyeliner, drink the tears of your incarcerated lover, order a double egg-salad on white toast, do the hokey-pokey… EAT DOG SHIT.”

Deeply embarrassing to like, hit it off with professors to where they ask "I must read your work!" And I have to tell them actually I literally just run a blog

I have found an incredibly niche genre of elder scrolls YouTube videos where people badly roleplay as Dagoth Ur with AI or digitally altered voices and not for like a one off video there’s at least two channels and possibly more roleplaying as Dagoth Ur doing tier lists and lore videos and giving opinions as Dagoth Ur and because he’s a character that’s onscreen for maybe two or three minutes at the end of the main quest all they have to go off of is his villain monologue so they basically only have two ways to insult things and it’s weirdly mesmerizing to watch