would you like some pizza?

@salticid​ you’re amazing and I love ur cryptic spambot convo I hope u like this!!

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pink and teal

Them.

Weathered Xylophone - Submitted by SeesawSiya

#537fc0 #2eb1ac #d8b274 #bd9b1d #ce587b

HEY . HEY I HAVENT SEEN “HES GOING TO FUCKING TELL MY MOM” TODAY. WHERE IS IT ……

do i need to do everything myself

I'm gonna spam post my drawings here's Seb

Xiao👉👈

Yarichin Chibi Club

feral catboy goro

Give him some pets 🐱🖐️

like, nya

Cool SK8 tricks to try with friends!

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The student union at my school needed this reminder

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system:

every day of my life i laugh about sonic maurice hedgehog

So that’s what people are talking about when they say “smh”…