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Alright Babes, we're in deep- time for a masterlist.
Song related ask post, created by me :
Fics that I Have finished:
Canon Storyline fics will be red , non-canon requests will be in blue, Smut will be denoted by *.
Note: Theses are not in chronological order, for my own devious reasons, but simply in the order I have written them.
Another reason I want more Addams Family with the 90s cast is I think it would be so nice to see Morticia uncorseted and aging gracefully. I don't think she'd go full Grandmama but do you really think an Addams is afraid of wrinkles and cellulite?
Look me in the eye and tell me Anjelica Huston doesn't still have it.
Some normie to Morticia: don't do _______, it will give you wrinkles.
Gomez: God, I hope so.
at morticia's 50th birthday party everyone's making Over The Hill jokes with the same envious joy you would celebrate your cousin's hundred million dollar lottery win. the "hill" decorations are various piles of rats, bones, garbage, severed limbs. there's a lot of chains and stolen crucifixes around instead of party streamers. the cake is a graveyard hill and they cut it with a visibly filthy shovel.
'one foot in the grave' gomez tells his wife, actively crying, 'and what a foot!'
morticia has the first slice of cake (it has a little sugar grave on it). when she finishes her delicate spoonful and smiles, the camera zooms in and we see she has spontaneously developed crow's feet. off camera is the sound of her husband really unsubtly orgasming.
after the party they drive off in a hearse with glass bottles of formaldehyde tied to the bumper. it says JUST OLD in the back.
the unsubtle orgasm noises continue.
YES. I WANT THIS.
posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5
Do you actually care about transmascs or do you just like slapping top scars on fictional twinks and talking about boy pussy
Do you actually care about transfems or do you just like talking about girl cock and throwing around performative 'yass queen's and call people 'mommy' on their transition timelines
Do you actually care about nonbinary people or do you just like talking about 'they/them pussy' and drawing exclusively skinny white fem-leaning androgynous people as nonbinary
lord the peasants are so loud today
pheasants. PHeasants. The birds
Don't you mean classist Typo, as in discriminating against poor people, and not classicist, the type of academic who studies antiquity in southern Europe?
I SAID "I GOTTA KNOW WHAT IT SAYS."
I had a feeling it had to do with Josh's role in the trench lore, and I was right.
okay can you imagine percy needing a lawyer or sally needing a lawyer and them just calling up their neighbour who gets along great with them and just go
"Hey matt, we kinda need lawyer"
always love transfems more than you love dunking on transmisogynists. love transfems more than you hate terfs. don't just reblog transfem funnyposts; love transfem music, art, writing, fashion, photography, selfies. love transfems. love transfems. love transfems with your whole heart.
daredevil ba is taking too long the lesbians are getting restless
I don't want to write fic that's "good", I want to write a fic that hits someone's id so hard it changes their brain chemistry.
I felt like you guys will appreciate this
roses of restraint by Oliver Ler Marinkoski
god. just… the change in 2085’s lyrics from “you’ve gotta get better, you’re all that i’ve got” to “i’ve gotta get better, i’m all that i’ve got”
And the hits just keep coming. 😅
I broke and sprained my ankle 3 months ago.
Someone stole my car, a week after my birthday.
I got it back. It's looted and damaged ofc. My childhood dogs ashes are gone from the vehicle.
Someone I know got taken off life support and is gone.
I'm not even thirty. I'm so fucking tired. I want to retire or die, but only if someone/something kills me bc I'm too tired to do it myself.
I'm dropping my venmo in case anyone wants to help a bitch out bc it's expensive, even with insurance.
TAYLOR SWIFT The Eras Tour (2023)
Jedi Leia
Being polyamorous but being too traumatized to have more than one partner but also seeing your partner have more than one partner and go on multiple dates while you're too scared to even try? Priceless.
