Roman Baby Rattle || Peepy

booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

save me hot shower

Awesome

obsessed with comments like this because "coworker" could refer to literally any person yet somehow I (and 25k other people) can associate the song with coworkers on a fundamental level. like that tweet that says "coworker screensaver" too. it makes sense every time but I can't explain HOW

ok it's coworker wallpaper not screensaver I guess but I found what i'm talking about

The first look at the sun in 200 years and the last 💔

any movie can be free if you know where to go

BEST QUEER MEDIA TOURNAMENT FINAL ROUND!!!!!

[ propaganda masterpost]

men's restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that's it

women's restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door

this isnt true lmao

??? i made this post based on my own experiences using both idk what to fucking tell you man

do you think i lied about gross shit in public restrooms for clout

girl help im getting accused of lying and hating women because of my peepee poopoo post

feeling like the health inspector

Timothy Chalamet passed away last night after choking on a single frozen unchewed green pea. Family members confirmed his passing in a statement to the media "it's how he liked to eat them"

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck