fuck consistency in art !!!  we ballin !!!!!!  whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!

So I wrote this dumbass joke a really long time ago and forgot about it till Friday. I’ll just….leave now.

EDIT: I had to fix the images. Tumblr REALLLLLY fucked them up.

Well, *I* still think it's funny.

The gang’s all here! Finished up coloring in and adding a background for all three of the PCs in the new D&D campaign we’re in. Left to right we have: 

The Dark Paladin, Deep for short (real name unknown), a human Oathbreaker Paladin played by my fiancee Athena, @iratescientist.

Arylla Darkmantle, ‘Ryl the Wraith’, my half-drow Hexblade/Rogue (still debating between Phantom and Thief) 

Rose Thorne (her stage name; real name unknown), a tiefling Lore Bard played my my sister Cait, @motheatenscarf. 

Despite the layout the heights are not at all accurate: Arylla is the shortest at like 5′2″, Deep isn’t much taller (5′3″ or 4″ I think) and Rose is like 5′7″ or 8″ even without the horns. 

So far we’re mostly just running around as a bunch of low-level gremlins as is the nature of low-level D&D- even when you run into Plot your available tools are very seat-of-the-pants and your quick thinking is likelier to keep you alive than your spells or hit points. We’ll see how things develop!

Reblogging a bit late (I am not....social media anymore, really?). But look at what Jake did!

updated outfit portrait for my good good GOOlock boy by the wonderful talented @iratescientist!!!

I love it so much, Athena, you did such a good job!!! It looks too pretty, it’s too cool, he doesn’t deserve it!

I love Hakim so much. T___T

I drew my beloved @iratescientist‘s kick ass half-elven necromancer from Goblin Squad, Tora Amon. She liked it! So I’m posting it here, too.

Jake drew Tora!!!

Y’ALL!!!!!!

My future sister in law @iratescientist is an amazing artist and she drew MY BOY!!! It’s my good good idiot Warlock boy, Hakim!! He came out AMAZING, look at his spooky Warlock starlight eyes, look at his constellation coat, look at his DUMB NERD GLASSES and his scruffy beard!!! He’s perfect!!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH, ATHENA!! ;A;