lol ur mom

You guys wanna see my sexy wizard costume

snoopy of the day

we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring

we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring

we poke fun but the hat genuinely makes the egg more handsome and alluring

Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

you guys are smoking weed without me???

actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation.

the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you.

there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms.

and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year.

and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it.

This is too specific to not be from experience

what are you, a time cop?

sorry I'm still stuck on the liberty bell

as if those poor guards didn't already have enough to deal with, now they have to unstick you from the dingdang bell 🤦

senshi pre-touden siblings party:

dungeon meshi textposts pt27 except they’re a little different than our usual vibe :)

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This meme except they're nice friends supporting each other :)