me: does anything

the mean 15 year old girl who lives inside my brain:

yunho has reached peak baby culture!

Animal Crossing: New Horizons LEAKED GAMEPLAY

He’s So Cute I-

goofy ass bitch

Your rival standing there and watching you type in “ASSHOLE” after Professor Oak asks if you remember what his name was:

why all marvel posters look exactly like this

My default setting is assuming people don’t want to talk to me

The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

The start of my long battle with Internet addiction

I just had flashbacks 

Ralph Breaks the Internet is already a horrible movie but I just can’t begin to imagine how bad it will age

Imagine 30 years from now having to explain to people that Disney was trying to do something DARING by exploring Internet World so they made an “emotional” scene where the main character reads mean comments about him by people who dont even know he’s a sentient creature and just consider him a dumb video game meme

This is so fucking innacurate bc if ralph were real people on twitter wouldnt be hateposting about him theyd be drawing his cock

going to hooters with horse blinders on and ordering a small cesar salad that i do not finish, i tip 200 dollars and kill myself in the parking lot with a katana

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yeah. Just make sure it doesn’t look the same.”

hey,

um.

oh

Don’t like that.

LOVE WINS 💕

I hate you