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egg bitch

@eggcuck

hannah - they/she
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he’s got everything

fandom: boku no hero academia pairing(s): tododeku, momojirou rating: t chapters: ½
“One day I’m going to kill your dad,” the sea witch says. “One day,” she repeats, and turns around towards her giant, smoking cauldron. She takes one of the strange-looking potions from her nearby shelf and inspects the glass before shrugging and tossing it in. “Alright!” she then shouts, looking absolutely delighted. “So, to give you some grade-A human legs, I’m going to… er. Need something of yours.”
Shouto blinks. “What?”
“Equivalent exchange, really. My magic isn’t for free, unfortunately.” She gives a sheepish smile. “So… like a sense? Walking, seeing, talking—your choice.”
He pauses. “My voice.” When the sea witch only stares at him with a startled, wide-eyed look, he turns his gaze away. “Don’t need it. Words aren’t everything.”
(or: the little mermaid au, with a twist.)
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eggcuck

READ THIS

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whom remember doukyuusei

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eggcuck

ME DARLING

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0: Height 5'5"1: Age16 2: Shoe size7.5, 83: Do you smoke?no4: Do you drink?nope5: Do you take drugs?no6: Age you get mistaken for?187: Have any tattoos?nope8: Want any tattoos?yep! Europa on my collar bone :)9: Got any piercings? nope10: Want any piercings?yep! hopefully a whole bunch on my ears11: Best friend?@haikuyus12: Relationship status?single13: Biggest turn ons?humor !!!14: Biggest turn offs?being an asshole15: Favorite movie?shit there's a couple - pride and prejudice, howls moving castle, dead poet society16: I'll love you if...you respect me and tear me apart with your eyes and your mind (boy how tumblr can u get)17: Someone you missmy camp friends18: Most traumatic experiencemy mom dying19: A fact about your personalityi run on tension 20: What I hate most about myselfmy WICKED good looks (im jk) uh? my tendency to overreact

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nosy anons let's go

0: Height
1: Age
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if...
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What my last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who I wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
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did u know that u are AMAZING ok bye bye

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eggcuck

i am a limited edition hannah

))):

yesterday i found a potato on the ground and i thought u should know that that’s what I’ve been up to

yeah well u should be up to talking to ME

let me just wheeze up the old computer give me a moment

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brunz

when the season’s grain yield is good and your family can afford a loaf of bread this week

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triss19

the comment section is a gift 

this is constantly in my youtube recommendations

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-KICKS IN DOOR- HEY DO YOU WANNA LISTEN TO TCHAIKOVSKY

-FLIPS COFFEE TABLE OVER- YES I FUCKING DIDDLY-DO

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“Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night”.

–Sarah Williams

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my completely inaccurate analyzation of engineers

Chemical Engineers: we gotta make some of that good medicine because the people of earth are WEAK
Environmental Engineers: shit man the earth is dying and people don't even know what an ice cap is
Civil Engineers: lets stick some cement on this blueprint
Electrical Engineers: when i was a child i saw a lightbulb and decided to build the entire planet out of wires
Mechanical Engineers: i love elevators because i built them all
Computer Engineers: sometimes i think i was born as a circuit board
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