When you’re gay and something bad happens

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

Post like this make me so angry because this would be such a great standup bit

I don’t watch adventure time but I’m glad the bubblegum lady kissed her vampire girlfriend

Spongebonge Penis Fish Masterpost

dude what

Renamed paint colors.

this is it right here my fav post wow

I have never been filled with this much joy in my entire life

THIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY FEW YEARS, REBLOG WHILE YOU CAN

justin: i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin-me.

alex: no, i’m just suffering.

justin: hey.. can u pcik me up? im to drnuk

justin: oh u dnt have to anmyore.. im home now

alex: yes i was aware of that after dropping u off at home

the kindest discourse on all of the web is little children discussing how cool yoshi is on vids they make where he dances

Imagine it’s the end of the school day and Alex and Justin are leaving the school. Justin turns to Alex and says, “So, Standall, you wanna grab a bite to eat, or…” he leaves over and whispers seductively in Alex’s ear, “…do you go to your place and fool around?”

Without any hesitation, Alex replies, “A sandwich from Monet’s sounds amazing.”

Justin pouts the entire walk there. 

My favorite thing in 13 reasons why is how often the characters said “fuck” because that made it at least 30% more realistic

happy Thursday the 20th

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

i have no explanation

“Spent way too many years hating myself, thinking I was less valuable because I was different.. which is just untrue. 

 A couple years ago I was able to accept myself, & it saved my life, but now I’ve gotten to a new road block & I feel kind of lost. I gotta take the next step & actually embrace who I am, which is pretty exciting. Not faking sh*t anymore, not apologising for falling in love with people no matter their gender. I’ve become bored of being insecure, ashamed, scared… no one should feel like that about themselves, especially when there is so much good life to live.

Ya know more & more I see so many young people being their best / truest selves, it’s f*cking inspiring… so what have I been waiting for!? Who knows. Everyone in their own time. I hope we can all learn to embrace who we are & not judge people who aren’t exactly the same as us.”

Beautiful. Congrats, Keiynan!

riverdale instagram edits

taking ship requests

Zach , flexing: u see these arms Zach: wii sports resort