Triage's Laboratory

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… I don’t know, actually! I’ve avoided water since I don’t wanna rust or sink or anything. I guess we can go out for a pool friend date!

A wh-?  No. No, no.  That’s.  We are not doing that.  You’re right.  Water is best avoided.

Aww, come on! We’re friends, aren’t we?

But yeah! Maybe water isn’t a good idea! So in your expert scientist opinion, I’m not a bean, right? I’m more like… A flower, I guess?

Yes, of course.  That isn’t the issue. ;;

In my opi-  *what* - Why would you say that?!

Plants are just like… Too much sun. Not enough sun. Ground too wet. Ground too dry. The pH balance is wrong. There’s not enough drainage. I don’t like terracotta. Feed me. Stop feeding me. God was killed here. I do not vibe with this soil.

then plants in nature be like… OWO .. is that a crack in the concrete?

:)

the queen of succulents will hit thecritterhole tomorrow (august 13)

she is a giant snail, but that doesn’t mean she’s not dainty.  she doesn’t love that i’ve nicknamed her the squish queen.  maybe don’t mention it.

@drstrangegrove

Digits pinch in harder, scraping the insecticon’s plating as Clearcut tries to wrench his chin out of his grip. Triage was well aware of the danger of losing a finger or two if he couldn’t keep a strong enough hold.  Fortunately, he was well practiced in this particular area-  both organics and mecha alike had a pressure point that could be targeted to keep a jaw open.  

“Quiet, bug.  I want to see your teeth,” Triage demanded, wrenching his helm to the side sharply.