Hi, It’s Been A While 😃 Is tumblr even a thing anymore?
I wrote this really long post but tumblr ate it.
Quick version: My Weight is the highest it’s been in 17 years, I joined Weight Watchers (sorry I can’t call it WW.. I hate it), went to a meeting today, new program - I’m green which is essentially smart points, day 1 starts today
Today’s food - Light & Fit strawberry cheesecake greek yogurt with hemp hearts. 4 sp. 2 eggs with everything but the bagel seasoning + 2 pieces of precooked bacon. 6 sp. I’m unsure about dinner.
Oh, and I had coffee with sugar free syrup and heavy cream 3sp. I’m trying to figure out something lower in points. I bought sf coffeemate today and paired it with sf sweetener... let’s just say it was awful! I might just stick with heavy cream or maybe have more coffeemate (with no sweetener).
Gym: 1 hour walking Intervals on the treadmill. I’ve actually been really consistent about going to the gym since September.
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Just flow with it.
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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
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me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!
Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.
Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!
Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!
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Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???
Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks
Women’s section: you want shorts? I guess that means you want something really short huh??? Might even see your butt??
Men’s section: Here’s comfortable shorts that are longer than like 15 cm long, have a good day
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Women’s section:you want a hoodie? Well here’s one that’s tight fitting and accents the one thing you don’t want to be seen, miss!
Men’s section:hoodie? Oh sure, here’s a loose fitting one that is perfect for hiding lumps of death have a nice day young man
Women’s section: pockets? Yeah sure of course! We’ll give you fifty fake pockets.
Men’s section: you can put your first born in one of ten pockets and still have room for more things
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Aren’t we all
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I don’t use this but might be for someone out there who does, check it out?
Here’s a pretty comprehensive write-up:
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If anyone needs this
This is what my mom does now because she hasn’t been able to afford health insurance for well over 6 years.
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