sasha

How yall doing?

some moments that did me in tonight.

| ateez at coachella 2024 🤠

Ateez at coachella

when you’re in the club and they turn on the “ugly” lights.

#mingiwonka at coachella is my spirit animal

Experienced several previously undiscovered emotions today because my (conservative) mom said being gay is a choice because SHE likes women too but she simply chooses not to acknowledge it

big fan of characters with abandonment + attachment issues so profound that they leave claw marks in everything they touch but would sooner gnaw off their own leg than admit they just want someone to stay for once. in a totally normal well adjusted and not at all projecting way of course.

i think everyone who's ever had migraines should be financially compensated forever btw

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

i feel like we're missing a possibility here

reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep

While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

Quoth the walrus, "Are you sure?"