lactose intolerant penguin

i love fur, i love leather, i love wool, i love long lasting materials without plastic in them that will decompose and go back into the ecosystem after serving me well for several decades.

some of you need to romanticise the fucking paragraph break

peak half assed inclusivity that speaks to reality

good on Lego for making a physically disabled Lego dude

absolutely incredible accidental commentary by making him not fit in any of the buildings

pop up ads on pirating websites are so fucking funny. "do you want sex?" if I wanted to have sex do you really think I'd be watching doctor who. answer quickly

Flipping the narrative here i love small talk and i’m very good at it. I love saying “thank god we had that rain!” And “the construction downtown is CRAZY” it gives me a rush

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

Garfield canonically has the psychic power to invade your horny thoughts

are you mad at me. have you been mad at me. will you be mad at me. when will you be mad at me

Pacing back and forth solemnly considering this offer

Btw if you see a survey from a website called "Better Me" that supposedly rates your "trauma" be aware that it's made by the BetterHelp company and is weighted to always be at least in the "Moderate" range, with most ending up in the "Severe" cause it wants you to subscribe to their fake online therapy. It's not real or to be trusted.

Stay the fuck away from these fake therapy companies Holy fuck

Disabled trans woman needs help affording wheelchair

Hate to have to ask, but I need help affording a new wheelchair, as my current is breaking and I won't really be able to leave the house without it. Anything will help and will be put towards saving for it. The wheelchair I've selected costs a little over $1000.

Paypal

Ko-Fi

"yayy" is such a beautiful word. let's all cheer forever 🦔