Answer his facetime
Love story
[discovered]
[immediately mocked by scientists]
me as a discovery
THEY’RE ROASTING HIM
Nawww, I’m sure the scientists adore this little guy <3
The Ocean created possibly the cutest creature ever
If you listen to the entire video, they definitely make some cooing noises, so I guarantee that the art is accurate if they could actually touch it.
Fucking superb you funky little cuddle fish
Do all sea explorations sound like the scientists are just on discord?
when u have so many things u want to draw that it becomes overwhelming so u just do nothing
Ok so last week I was hanging out with a friend and he told me that, when he was a child, he used to have a vhs tape with some random tv shows on it. And he says, “you know that sheep gif? that show was on the vhs, but I can’t remember how it was called, and google isn’t helping.” so we spent the weekend trying to find it, and we did! anyways the video was made by a cult
This post sent me down an insane rabbit hole last night, the cult that made this has a thing for fantasizing about having sex with Jesus:
Cool tips for hot sex!
I have never encountered a post that legit made me feel like I’ve been punched in the chest before.
This started as a relatable artist meme but quickly turned into a horny cultist-driven train wreck
The cowboy old Norse linguist professor is an absolute enigma
His videos are super entertaining too. He teaches old Norse in the middle of the wild.
Animorphs flipbook gifs, books 10-18 (source)
what the fuck
a glimpse of utopia
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
cool
RAT TRAIL
RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain RatChain
These are actually shrews!! They all hold onto the base of each other’s tails and travel in a line so they don’t get lost from their mother while out in the open! ((What makes it even better; these little groups are referred to as caravans!))
Shrews are good!! Please do not kill them, they eat mice.
Oh thank god
this is the space you enter when traveling through dimensions
Soot tags gather after fires in areas with low circulation. They are not, as commonly believed, ash covered spider webs.
oh, well then what the FUCK are they???
They’re made of sticky particles from a polymer or petroleum based fire, like burning carpet, drapes, upholstery, and clothes. Due to a static charge, they chain together and naturally gather near ceiling corners because the rising hot air pushes them into the cool spots by convection.
Because they’re formed by static electricity, they can only be removed with professional chemicals and equipment. Attempting to remove them improperly will only break the chain before all the soot can be captured, leaving the remaining soot to spontaneously reform the webs later. Even worse, trying to wipe or wash them away can firmly adhere the soot to your wall or ceiling, which will permanently stain it.
A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.
i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:
“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”
I’m screaming
I love this so much.
@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley
i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it
10/11/2018