i mean... they said what they had to say and didn’t stutter.

April baby! Baby 😏

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

It Works the money is on its way!

Need this.

Of course

It worked tho

I just won $500 off a scratch Ticket lottery.

ENERGY

…

It’s refund check season for my grad program….

not me doing this every 2weeks

Are you alive or just passing time?

This is definitely my favorite roast of all time

Credit: Ashley McMinn

I wish someone had told me all these things when I was a confused, hurting teenager, so I am sharing them now. I hope they help someone the way they could have helped me.

holy hecking signal boost my dudes

everyone go report this channel.

this person also has a playlist called “best vids” (the description is “this is true content”), which consists of hate crimes against the lgbtqia+ community and black people. they have other playlist like “boring deaths 😒” and “epic deaths 😀🎉” which have videos of/about celebrities and everyday people being killed/murdered. markiplier’s “update” video is also in the playlist.

at the bottom of the channel there is a link to another channel called “subscribe to end the lgbt community” which of right now has 306 subscribers.

none of u bitches know what mistletoe looks like

THIS is HOLLY

THIS is mistletoe. fun fact, it’s a parasite plant!

holly tree / mistletoe on a host

mistletoes grow in those orb-like shapes on host trees, and, to add another fun fact: mistletoes sound a lot like their name evolved from their german counterpart, Mistel, which itself was derived from Mist - which means shit or dung.

MERRY CRISIS!

kiss me under the shitfoot plant

They were also used in at least two noted murders in mythology, so there’s that.

….ok i knew Loki used mistletoe as a murder weapon (it’s toxic, although rarely lethal), but who else?

Now We Know

Pink

Pink ain’t come to play wit you hoes!

This is also an excellent example of providing breed-adequate enrichment, because Border Collies are herding dogs. They were bred to run a lot and do multiple quick and sharp turns, so if you can’t provide your collie with an actual herd of animals to… well… herd, an obstacle course like this is a great alternative. That dog is having the time of her life.

the two dogs at the end

Reblog if you need this energy

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