no one ask any questions but like I need someone to put @roses-bloom-again and I into another sept and blow it up
say no more fam
Is there anything you WOULDN'T put up your ass, Your Grace?
Plenty, my dear anon, plenty. I suppose you want a list though? Well, here’s a few things:
- a full grown adult, male porcupine
- iPhones that are either not rose gold, or older than the 6s
- a rolled up photo of Stannis Baratheon
- any action figures from the original Ghostbusters
- a sea urchin
- Littlefinger’s little finger
- house keys (I can’t lose those)
- Crunchy FLAMIN’ HOT® Cheetos®
There’s literally so much. More than you would think.
Does this mean that the rest of Littlefinger’s fingers are fair game?
Let's play kinkshame or kinksame
Send me a kink and I’ll reply with kinkshame or kinksame
PSA: Can we all just PLEASE forget that time my penis got myself, my mother, wife and numerous others killed?
Thank you.
the lannisters once again send their regards.
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Unusual wedding customs
Not unusual in game of thrones
“i have dreamed of giving up the crown. take ship for the free cities with my horse and my hammer, spend my time warring and whoring, that’s what I was made for. the sellsword king, how the singers would love me. you know what stops me? the thought of joffrey on the throne, with cersei standing behind him whispering in his ear. my son. how could I have made a son like that?”
incest
the most important part of the mandela effect
I choose violence.
requested by anonymous
SO I AM DOING A 500 FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY AS PROMISED HERE ARE THE RULES:
- you must be following me to win (I’ll check, it’s not difficult)
- you must be willing to provide an address upon winning
- reblogs and likes count as entries (but I want a lot of people to be able to enter so please reblog!)
- A winner will be chosen January 18th, 2017 so entries close midnight EST that day
- I am not responsible for a lost or stolen box
- Winner must live in the US (I am sorry, I am not made of $$$ and it costs a lot to ship out of the country if you are not a business)
- I may give away two, we’ll see how much stuff I have to give
- I may add items to be given away as this gets reblogged each day, keep an eye out
What do you win? Well, some of it is a mystery, BUT it’s going to kind of work like one of those “loot crate” deals where I send you a box of things. It will include, but is not limited to:
- stag confetti
- a rolled up photo of Jorah Mormont (for the old followers c; )
- Game of Thrones figures
- artwork
- stickers (including 2 rare and elusive ghost club stickers)
- stag swag
- other things, it is a ~mystery~
- $3
You are welcome to post about the contents of the box, but please tag me if you do!!! Most of all…
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!
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Everyone who isn’t us is an enemy.
you’re one to talk.
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.
I’m made of whiskey and tits and everything is lit