NOW LEAVING PAWNEE: Goodbye, Parks and Recreation

Shout out to everyone that’s reading this and are actually actively applying this to their lives. Not just reblogging it and lying to themselves that they will get to this point “someday”.

Someday is TODAY.

Talk about getting two birds stoned at once lol

行くのか…

You’re going out…

家主が帰って来ました

My landlady has come home

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

megan fox talking abt bigfoot was such a serve wow

when you accidently beat off for the fourth time in one day

gwynn I distinctly remember you telling me the most you could jerk off in a day was like 2 times

Pushing yourself beyond your limits is what it means to be super saiyan

do you ever tire of how, like, dramatic anxiety is?? it’s like. bitch. bitch. it’s not that serious. we’ll live. it’ll probably be a pain in the ass, but we’ll live. so stop making me feel like i’m actively dying.

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

I’m confused, what is left…

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

You really forgot your whole brain.

she read this post with her pussy