permanent hiatus

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

what happens in russia stays in russia

alternatively

alfred: iVAN I FOUND YOUR BIRTH VIDEO

#course imma make it rusame 

this is my life motto

aggressively american

Keep that thing on me

taylor swift 2017:

When you start to see ok ko Critical posts popping up on the main tags

Me, seeing Yoshida for the first time: Really? a confidant with a random politician you met on the street?

Me after completing his Confidant link: I would die for you, Yoshida Toranosuke.

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

what the fuck is a chip cob?

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

The wrong name for a chip cob

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

Things i didn’t know i needed: a gif of Melissa Fumero sucker-punching someone in a wedding dress

OMG

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

aw rats

WHOOP

why n

the review has spoken 

“boy im dumb as shit” is just rephrased Socrates’s “I know that I know nothing“ so whats the truth