Have you ever had a Krispy Kreme?

ever since my friend sent this to me i havent known peace

are you ok

help

im smoking while pregnant cause you need a gimmick to survive in the mommy blogger world

not only does fluttershy smoke weed, the first time she did was at a party one of the other ponies brought her to. she was passed the bong and weakly said “oh… sorry. i don’t smoke, i’ll cough and it’ll be really embarrassing.”

other ponies are like “nah you can do it! we won’t laugh!” and then she was like “ohh… okay…” and then just took the fattest bong rip, held it for 3 seconds, exhaled. everyone is in shock. she then does a weak little not-even cough and goes “ohh… i knew it… and now you’re all staring at me :(” and runs away

i was so right with this one tbh

The frame where they’re regular horses conveys some sort of otherwise incomprehensible emotion

The answer to your problems is self-discipline

Chat is this real

no. your problems are everyone elses fault and the answer is to kill people

So true and real thank you for your wisdom ❤️

it's bad out there

this killed me

at the end of the day, beyonce is straight.

It takes like 5 seconds to google “Beyoncé and wife” to find a picture of them together with their children. But I’m real glad you took the time out of your life to make a text post about her being straight… Just sad really…