“… If fate is a millstone, then we are the grist. There is nothing we can do. So I wish for strength. If I cannot protect them from the wheel, then give me a strong blade, and enough strength… to shatter fate.”

• “Get down here!”
• “Wow…I’d want to climb that tree, if you know what I mean.” / “Do birds ever sit on you and get confused?” / “Hey, Groot.”
• “I’m not short. I’m fun-size.”
• “Good, adorable, wonderful things come in small packages.”
• “I don’t appreciate your height.”
• “I CAN REACH FOR IT MYSELF.”
• “I’m not short, you just have the height of a Transformer.”
• “I KNOW you can see me.”
• “Fear me!!!”
• “Uh…you’re blocking me.”
• “Can you lift me for a second?”
• “Slow down! I have short legs.”
• “I have a super power. It’s called, my head never hits the ceiling.”
• “Have you seen him/her/them? He’s/she’s/they’re like a mountain.”
• “I always win at hide and seek.”
• “I’ve always looked up to you…literally. Actually, can you sit down?”
• “Heels make me feel powerful.”
• “Do tall people have…big..hands..?”
• “I might be short, but my ego is huge.” / “I might be short, but I will drag you down to my level.”
• “I can’t reach your face, but I can kick your junk.”
• “You don’t know the struggle when all shirts/dresses/pants are too long on you.”

• “I’m afraid of you because short people are closer to hell.”
• “”How is it ironic that I’m afraid of heights?”
• “Does my height offend you?”
• “Let me reach that for you.”
• “You can’t slap me if you can’t even reach my face.”
• “I’m not tall, you’re just the size of an Oompa Loompa.”
• “Huh? Who said that? I can’t see anyone.”
• “It’s impossible to hide from you.”
• “No, I don’t play basketball.”
• “I’m not slowing down because you’re short.”
• “You’re like a cute little fairy.” / “You’re like a small, terrifying gremlin.”
• “My legs are long and sexy.”
• “I’m not looking down on you. Except literally.”
• “Aw, you look like a kid. How cute.”
• “Being small makes you optimal for carrying.”
• “You know what comes in small packages? Grenades.”
• “All the cool presents come in big boxes. Like bouncy castles.”
• “Why are you standing on the counter?”
• “I may be tall, but my temper is short.” / “I may be tall, but my feelings are small. And fragile.”
• “You don’t know the struggle when all pants/skirts/dresses are too short on you.”
• “Let me block the sun for you.”
• “Hey, short stack.” / “What’s up, shorty?” 

• “I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”
• “Please just pretend you know me.”
• “I thought you’d never show up!”
• “One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”
• “You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”
• “What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”
• “But I don’t even know your name!”
• “I’m not sure we can pull this off.”
• “They’re going to be furious if they find out.”
• “I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”
• “Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”
• “If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”
• “Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”
• “I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”
• “I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”
• “I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”
• “I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”
• “Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”
• “You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”
• “This is temporary, I promise!”
• “This is only temporary, right?”
• “So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”
• “I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”
• “Of all the people here, why me?”
• “Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”