eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school
“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house
Periods should come with some kind of psychic attack so I can like knock the phones out of hands of people who listen to loud videos in public and pop the tires of people with evil bumper stickers. I feel I'm owed that for the horrors
sorry I didn't mean to start tearing up as soon as I start trying to talk about my feelings, my bad
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed
parent-child dynamics are soooo crazy. i love you i resent you i can't stand you i adore you i pity you. and still watching your hair get a little more grey every time i see you makes my stomach feel weird
big fan off ships where the devotion fully consuming . unhealthy even . to them love is synonymous with devouring, tearing the other apart, because how much closer can you get to a person than when your teeth and claws are sunk into them? hurting eachother is not a possibility but an inevitability but neither will be the first to disengage
villain: *takes an intimidating step towards the protagonist, leaning over them* oh, you haven't even SEEN how boobily i can breast
official boob post
(violently jerking the steering wheel) my car swerves like crazy when i do this
I cannot emphasize this enough as a practical life skill: learn how to say no to authority figures. Learn how to tell them that nothing they can do to you will change your mind. Disappoint your parents. You have to live your own life.
“forgive and forget” wrong, eldrich blast
sending "?" to represent myself tilting my head like a dog
*lies on the ground and slowly piles earth on myself* yes im handling adulthood very well thank you *continues to cover myself in moist earth by hand*
Nothing LGBT happened to me this pride month so we have to start it over til we get it right
Reblog to make something LGBT happen to the person you reblogged from during Pride 2
i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch
i'm just like sisyphus except instead of pushing a boulder i live with my parents
god it's like nobody even cares that [problem i've taken great pains to make sure nobody will acknowledge] looks like i have no choice but to make it worse in isolation for reasons i can't articulate and don't understand