forgive me for the person i will become within a matter of weeks

grateful that my life experience has lead to me having an interesting character and grounded worldview...but GOD i wish i was a trustfund nepotism baby soooo bad

She Hulk talking constantly about how hard it is to be a woman and spouting feminist talking points left and right while still insisting that its giant green female "monster" has long toned limbs flawless skin a snatched waist and straightened hair in a perfect blowout is. Definitely something.

My mother was an atheist. She used to say that there was good news and bad news about hell. The good news is, hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination. The bad news is, whatever humans can imagine, they can usually create.

SEVERANCE | Season 1 (2022) Created by Dan Erickson

Macrodata Refinement in Season 1 of SEVERANCE

SEVERANCE - 1x06 - Hide and Seek

severance + screenshots

For the record I would rather be a bookstore cat than a bookstore owner because I know nothing about running a business and it sounds boring and stressful but on the other hand I'm very good at lounging in warm places and looking cute which is a bookstore cat's whole job

I feel absolute rage when i call An Office and have to sit through a 5 minute recording telling me I can just use their website thanks!!! I can’t! Believe it or not I’m a child of the internet age who went on your website and it was shit!! Get me a human person!!!!

can he sing? no

can he write music? no

can he write lyrics? no

can he slay absolute slutty penis on stage? YES

rest in penis traditore della patria😔

2 genders

justice for latvia and San marino

mariolino draghi che tira un sospiro di sollievo, cancella le telefonate alla giuria dal nokia 3310 e prova davanti allo specchio i dinieghi per quando immancabilmente gli chiederanno se ha interferito con i voti per san marino

i cant have serbia AND romania AND san italy????? why are we even here

what the fuck is this list.