I’m basically color-blind, is this close enough to orange to count?

Hey! I was just thinking of having fun! And I know tons of people that would have fun doing an egg hunt! If I was setting out to plan a prank, you know it’d be the best thing you’d ever seen.

Yeah, babies would be having fun doing an egg hunt maybe, not grown-ass adults. I'm just starting to lose faith in you, that's all. No big deal.

I didn’t know blindness like… healed like a scab or something. You learn something new every day. Or probably not, but every once in a while at least. First of all, I don’t talk to or about people like that. But second of all… Why would telling Kiara automatically equal her dad finding out? Does she have people spying on her or are you just a weirdo?

I'm not a doctor but I assume sometimes the shit blinding you flushes out eventually? I've seen it on shows or whatever, but I know they aren't accurate, so who knows. I wasn't calling you a snitch, I just needed to say it. And I didn't mean it like that. It's just that if her dad does find out, I don't want her to get in trouble because she knew and didn't stop it. Last thing I need is to get him mad at me for "making his daughter keep secrets from him" or whatever.

Demanding things can also equate to begging, if you think about it. 

And you're doing neither right now. I'm waiting, Mo.

I mean, there’s no rule saying you have to join, because there’s no rules!  But it’s a lot of fun so you’re missing out!

Yeah, no, I’m really not. The alternative is way funnier. Imagine all these prissy types complaining about the stink in the air for weeks to come. I’m starting to think you’re losing your pranking skills, since the thing you set up apparently by accident is better than what you planned. 

Well, then maybe your boo doesn’t light up your world like nobody else, or flip her hair and make you overwhelmed, or smile at the ground so it ain’t hard to tell she don’t know she’s beautiful.

Since… according to the internet, God Is A Woman. She does some random hybrid stuff a lot but that’s the first one the GA accepts as rapping.

See, that’s the thing. My boo does know she’s beautiful, and she’s unapologetically fierce in everything she is and does and I wouldn't have it any other way. Those 1D dudes are real weird for being into a girl because she's insecure and easy pickings, just saying. 

Oh, that’s brutal, I like it. I wonder if that stuff getting into someone’s eyes would make them blind. We could be giving someone life with an eye patch, sweet. Oh yeah? What about wrecking the next cotillion instead? It’s not like we don’t have about 84 of them a year.

Maybe blind for like a week. Its not like its acid or something. I feel like it's been a billion years since I've been involved in wrecking shit around here. I'm down if you don't tell Kiara. I don’t need to give her dad more reasons to hate me.

I’m actually just going to beg for you to never call me “Mo” ever again. 

Alright then, beg.

Dude, you’re killing me here! What Makes You Beautiful is a masterpiece of epic proportions. They’ve only got a handful of other songs that fun that come out after that – Best Song Ever, Perfect, One Thing. Their cute stuff’s where it’s at, when they tried to get all deep and serious they kinda stopped making sense a little bit. 

Well we are now! If Ariana Grande can do it so can Jimmy Dubois.

A masterpiece? I guess, if it hangs in the Museum of Making Money. It's got all the right ingredients for that but I don't know, I don't feel anything when I listen to it except for embarrassment, and if I ever had to serenade my boo with a song, it sure as hell wouldn't be one of those.

Sand hurts more than dirt; worms made that shit too soft, dude! I don’t even remember, it was that stupid. I think it was probably copying Carrie? But meh. Not worth remembering now. 

Okay then, chili flakes! That shit has got to hurt more than dirt or sand, right? If it gets in their eyes or nose. And wow, if it isn't even worth remembering that sounds lame. Wrecking the prom would be way easy. I bet I could wreck a prom with like one day to prepare, without ripping off Carrie in any way whatsoever.