Luke and stuff I draw

Tubi is the best streaming service because it captures the feeling of a video store, but not a corporate video store like Blockbuster, or even a good indie store, but a rundown video rental place under a overpass weeks away from closing down. You'll find, like, 2001: A Space Odyssey next to a unwatchable copy of a 70s exploitation film and a micro-low-budget indie and a movie called STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE III but you can find no evidence of STRIPPER VAMPIRE MASSACRE one or two existing.

This is a real, commercial streaming service and they've uploaded films with the DVD menu visible for the first few seconds bc it's a recording of a DVD copy. What a titan in the landscape of streaming

There are three kinds of LGBT headcanons:

It's always morally correct to creatureify your blorbos. Give them teeth n tails n wings n stuff. Make them purr. It's good for the environment.

this part in grey matter from oingo boingo live at the ritz.. i eat it up every time i see it

holy shit based

Roses are red! Violets are blue! There's only one loser! The loser is YOU!

I keep trying to draw other stuff, but it keeps turning into Oxventure and I'm fine with that.

Happy 6th Anniversary of Oxventure.

This is I think my favorite og Oxventure drawing, it was so fun to draw and hung in my old callcenter breakroom.

If you love DnD and wacky hijinks, check out Oxventure.

I’m waiting for Endgame, so why not binge post!

Happy 6th Year of Oxventure!

Oxventure has brought me unimaginable joy, and I am incredibly grateful for it.

One of my very first and favorite piece of Oxventure art!

Rivals to lovers but they never stop being rivals (this counts as foreplay)

They’ll both sign up for chili cooking contests to double their chances of winning, scream abuse at each other and violently make out behind the dumpsters after the contest 🥰🥰🥰

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

It's your post but the journey to posting it changed it to such a degree that even its closest intimacies are now foreign to you. Sorry dude.

Good Trans News!!

Whenever a celebrity turns out to be transphobic they get a million hours of media coverage and spotlight. It’s easy to feel like every famous person hates trans people, and that’s just not true! We have tons of high profile allies!

Here is a quick list of some (but definitely not all) supportive celebrities! Please feel free to add to this list.

AND DON'T FORGET MY BOY PEDRO BEING THE BEST BRO TO HIS TRANS SISTER.

Also we can not leave out Cher!

Cause she will absolutely cut a terfy bitch if she has to.

We also cannot neglect one of Canada’s finest, comedian Colin Mochrie.

overwatch is a silly piece of shit on its best days but its continued insistence that magic is real but only in japan is especially hysterical

hanzo and genji have haunted their hodgepodge of a narrative since 2016 with unambiguously magic powers in a soft-SF setting that went out of its way to conceptualise bogus technology like hard-light and biotics in order to fit its weirdness into some kind of "science" category. the fact they then didn't extend that consideration to hanzo and genji? they just left them as is? as witches? as fate-touched human vessels of ancient dragon spirits?? if genji wasn't a cyborg they could feasibly be minor sekiro bosses and that's weird dude!! and then kiriko gets released?? and these people had all the years in between ow1 and ow2 to find a way to hand-wave whatever weird shamanistic magic they accidentally let get into the game, and instead they make the only other japanese character a fucking spirit vessel as well. they doubled down. magic IS REAL in overwatch but ONLY on the BEAUTIFUL ISLANDS OF JAPAN, and no it's never ever going to be addressed because overwatch has as much coherent story as a themed puzzle page on the back of a kids cereal box. hysterical.

this also extends to the ability to wall climb

overwatch said if you are japanese you can do the following:

in the TikTok robot lady voice

Yeah sure I'll reblog that