Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

Every time I remember this episode was real and not a fever dream I have trouble believing it. Where were yall when my little pony yuri became real (june 13th 2015)

WAIT THEY CANONICALLY GOT MARRIED??? I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

OH MY GOD IT'S REAL

There was also a background bit in the same episode where Big Mac was planning to propose to Sugar Belle (4th to last of the series) where, amidst the chaos, Lyra proposed to Bonbon, and Bonbon revealed she had bought a ring and been planning to propose too.

THE PROPOSAL HAPPENED ON SCREEN???

okaaayyy horses

HANAMUSA (JESSIExDELIA) MASTER POST

I probably should have started doing this forever ago but I wasn’t sure how long I was gonna stick with drawing these comics. But I guess we’re in it now! This will be continually updated~ EVERYTHING UNDER THE CUT

Dear deer, & kitty

fucked that hot chocolate right in its pussy. that is to say i drank it

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

luv bugs.,..,

when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

me when i excuse myself during a dinner party to sneak outside and milk more cabernet sauvignon from the Creature

had food poisoning when i posted this

Well if you'd pasteurized the Cabernet Sauvignon you milked from the creature maybe you wouldn't have gotten food poisoning from it.

oh suddenly everyone's an expert on the Creature i milk

Perception check but the Dark Urge is a ✨BARD✨

『 I’ve waited a while to see if this would eventually pop up on Tumblr, but afaik it’s still not here so. Here. 』

Source: @yaaayhem on Twitter

mods are asleep for xmas, time to post hole

Dragonfly Dragon

Listen, I love October and all but this month is really testing me

From the same creature that brought you “I will jump over the banister and fall an entire floor” get ready for the thrilling sequel “I am evil and there is nothing you can do about it”

Also attaching one of my favorite photos of my son as he is mid-slapping his sleeping sister

there’s a dog loose in the woods. 

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly

On one hand this is extremely fucking funny, but on the other hand, it really boggles my mind how many people punish their dogs for just… doing the thing they were bred to do.

Your husky isn’t “hyperactive”, it’s bred to pull sleds for 8 hours straight and you have it in a 400 sq ft yard.

Your English sheepdog isn’t “pushy”, it’s bred to herd sheep, and you have neither to space nor the herd to allow it.

Your terrier isn’t “nippy”, it’s bred to kill rats and your hamster looks a hell of a lot like one.

Your Catahoula isn’t “mean to animals”, it’s bred to hunt any and all animals smaller than it, and you didn’t acclimate it to your cat.

Your Lhasa Apso isn’t “yappy”, it’s bred to bark at any tiny noise and alert watchmen to intruders

Like Jesus Christ, if you can’t provide an environment where your dog can’t fulfill its literal life purpose, maybe?? Don’t get that dog??? And if you do, maybe know the breed characteristics so you can redirect those traits into more constructive outlets????

Both your most common doodle's parts (labra and golden) want to hunt and retrieve water birds so the best suggestion I can give y'all is congratulations on your new duck hunting hobby.

#people will overlook the perfect breeds to suit their needs based on just their looks#and get a work dog because it looks cool

tags from @gnarlystarships because YEAH