FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸.

2021 even

This isn't a bug, this is intentional

for my fellow psychotics who struggle with thinking someone is in their house, a method I’ve found that really works are these guys:

i put them on my front door and anytime it opens they ring. that way if i think someone has broken in or i see someone who isn’t there i can think back to if the bells have rung, and if they haven’t i can assure myself it’s not real. obviously it’s not fool proof, like if you are prone to auditory hallucinations, but it has really helped me calm down in time to avoid major psychotic breaks. it’s a real lifesaver

nonpsychotics encouraged to rb

[id: a door. attached to the doorknob is a ring with four bells on thick cords. end id.]

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

tiddles the church cat

A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today

your honor my client should be at the club

i know what you’re thinking. ‘thank god this tumblr user isn’t an actual licensed attorney’. well bad news kids

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

Every Ben-Gurion quote is like "Settler Colonialism, which I think is extremely cool, is essential to the Zionist project."

Ben Gurion voice: "If we have to commit genocide to be settler colonialists, so be it."

Oh yeah. For those that don't know. David Ben Gurion was the founder and first prime minister of Israel.

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

not the socks.

we all talk about doing it scared doing it alone doing it weird etc. but the the hideously awful truth is that you also often have to do it stupid

doing it stupid is the only way to get less stupid. you'd think this would be obvious by now, but you see the thing is. i'm stupid.

telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

"why would you say that" because it was funny. "but that isn't true" it's the funniest way to express that sentiment. "why would you do that" because it's a joke.

*notices the threshold approaching* Hey OP can you explain why you are deciding to ignore autistic people who have trouble determining tone or humor? this is blatant ableeeaddsaaaaaafdghhaaaaayhyhjihhssaaaaaagh *continues to be electrocuted as my dining chair i am tied to is dipped into the electric eels tank*

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

official fish post

Blocked. Saving myself till marriage.

don’t give me ideas

some design concepts

minor arcana concepts

every day i thank internet femboys for revolutionizing gender expression and teaching us that you don't need to be masculine to be violently misogynistic and racist

Had the funniest experience earlier of my swiftie coworker putting the new white girl breakup songs™️ album on the speaker at work and the moment she left the room long enough for her phone to disconnect from Bluetooth our older coworker immediately put on 10 hours of relaxing tibetan flute music instead and we all collectively sighed in relief

warding spell against Taylor swift