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I bought a Toto CD from a little record shop and now my parents hate me bc africa is all we listen to now

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nevergenders

↖This blog will be screamer free on April Fool’s Day.

God please don’t use screamers or flashers. That’s how you hurt people. People with seizure disorders, PTSD, severe anxiety or phobias can be really hurt from these.

It’s childish, anyways.

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Wyoming isnt real. u ever met someone from there? no. also what kinda name is Wyoming sounds like a DISEASE

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hogwartsfemme-deactivated-deact
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neyruto

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

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omnybus

Rootin’, tootin’, toil n’ shootin’

Fire burn and cowboy bootin’

Eye of newt and spicy beans,

Toe of frog and denim jeans,

Whiskey, grits, n’ demon spittle

tossed into my iron griddle

With the tannin’ of our hides,

Somethin’ wicked this way rides

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luidilovins

This is better than the entire harry potter series

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awthatsrad
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thehorrcr

Klaus??? wearing a feather boa in the promotional pictures for The Umbrella Academy??? That was Gerard’s doing, that was his influence. He did that for The Gays. 

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awthatsrad

AJDNSKFMWKDKEKE I was watching Umbrella Academy before I went to bed last night and I was thinking about how Five doesn’t have a name like the others and the literal last thought I had before I passed out was “we should name him Mambo”

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yourwickedwitchoftheinternet
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witchofapollo

SMALL WITCHY THINGS YOU CAN DO AROUND THE HOUSE

  • Put a small ward on the door and windows 
  • Visualize the energy you are getting when eating food or ingesting caffeine
  • Put a glamour on your make-up and brush
  • Put a glamour on your closet for the clothes inside
  • Put a small bowl/plate with rose quartz, amethyst, and quartz crystal on your sink counter
  • Make every shower a “cleansing” for yourself and every bath a gentle recharging
  • Hang a sigil somewhere in your kitchen to ensure delicious food
  • Spend a few minutes talking to your plants
  • Meditate for at least 5 minutes a day
  • If you do sage cleansings, mix the leftover ashes and sea salt together in a container to keep for if you need a quick protection
  • Charm your necklace for protection and recharge it once a week
  • Charm your shoes to ensure that you will make it to where you are going
  • Add some of y'all’s small things y’all do around the house
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itsagifnotagif
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dynatoxinc

reblog if you’re not afraid to have a picture of god in your blog

I almost scrolled past this but Shaggy possessed me briefly and that near-death experience was enough to convince me to reblog

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