I'd sell your soul for 5 minutes of sleep.

I wrote in this post why Hogwarts Legacy is antisemitic and why playing this game, even pirated, is like printing out an antisemitic caricature and saying "I just like the art."

I was right.

If you play this game, fuck off and stay away from me.

Sorry, finding this out almost made me cry.

imagine comparing hand sizes with Thorin. I mean just look.

Every time I see the size of those hands I'm like : 👀👀👀 😳😳😳😏😏😏

Also, I am convinced that I would single-handedly defeat Azog.

How, you ask?

I'd fuck my way through the line of Durin, and ensured it's continuation.

THORIN? Gimme those big fingers and that dick.

Fili? My sweet prince, my lion, my body is READY for that cock.

Kili? I mean, I know he's into taller chicks, but come on, before Tauriel, I'd definitely want to have a one night stand ( at least)

Yes, I'm a horny lil shit, but you knew that.

not to be controversial on main but Twilight would definitely be one of those movies Armand makes Daniel watch over and over

Yep.

All collaborations.

huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever

fandom kids these days really be out here pretending like fandom wasnt invented by housewives that were super into star trek 

They were also kinky bitches.

Sex pollen? Trekkie house wives invented that trope.

Going into heat? Tekkie wives said were gonna write it.

Fuck or die was basically trademarked in Trekkie fic

Any common lewd or ship trope in fandom existance? Thank some 25yo+ ladies who were really into Star Trek.

Mary sue is literally named for a (i believe) self insert into Trekkie fic.

These bitches ran so you could bitch about people walking while you crawl.

Never forget

To source it: 

Sex Pollen: 50/50 credit between canon Poison Ivy and Star Trek (1966/1967)

Heat: Star Trek’s Pon Farr, but also canon elements of Sime-Gen (which, haha still draws from Star Trek) 

F/uck or die: see Pon Farr again 

Mary Sue: was coined in 1973 by Paula Smith who wrote a parody fic entitled “A Trekkie’s Tale” in her zine Menagerie, basically as a rant response to a trend in characterizations.

“Any common lewd or ship trope in fandom existance? Thank some 25yo+ ladies who were really into Star Trek.”

Absolutely accurate. Star Trek fandom really had it and made it all. 

i relate to hannibal lecter not only because im on my knees for will graham and that i like fancy ass clothes but also because i too think that some people should shut the fuck up for once and be consumed

i genuinely would like to see a study on how the fuck the hannibal nbc fandom has remained not just active but thriving online when the show ended in 2015. other more recent shows have come and gone in the years since then but we’ve still got new fics and art and posts happening daily?? how does that happen

We are all mentally ill and unstable.

Will Graham + his slutty little t-shirt and boxer shorts

In my defense, it was looking at me first.

I really like Will Graham’s evolution from being innocently unstable in season 1 to maliciously unstable in season 2

I am, unfortunately, still in my season 1 era.

little bear

This gave me serotonin.

And it’s done.

I'm naming this the Hannibal sweater