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angry on main

@johannsvoidfish / johannsvoidfish.tumblr.com

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I own a Bad Dragon hoodie just so I can wear it in public and nobody can say anything without admitting that they know what it is.

 The emperor’s new clothes, but in reverse. Nobody can acknowledge my clothing without embarrassing themselves as well.

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reblogged

Winnie the Pooh-  Pooh Bear’s Pussy Poppin’ Pasta

“Oh Bother…” - Pooh Bear

WHAT YOU’LL NEED

  • 1 Box Elbow Pasta
  • 1 Cup shredded Colby jack
  • ½ Cup Shredded Cheddar
  • 2 Cups Melissa & Doug Washable Yellow Poster Paint
  • 1 Generous tbsp Cream Cheese
  • 2 Bars of Butter
  • ½ Cup Heavy Cream
  • 1 tbsp pepper and salt

HOW TO MAKE IT

  1. Boil
  2. Combine

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im sorry pooh bear’s what now

I’m sorry, there’s poster paint in this?????

why is this pasta

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mwagneto

HE'S BEEN OPENLY HOMOPHOBIC FOR DECADES

HE SHOWS UP AT THE GAY SEX PARTY

UNINVITED

SOMEONE CALLS THE COPS ON THEM FOR BREAKING QUARANTINE

HE ATTEMPTS TO ESCAPE BY CLIMBING DOWN THE DRAINPIPE

FUCKS UP

CUTS HIS HAND

GETS ARRESTED ANYWAY

AND THEY FIND A SHIT TON OF ECSTASY IN HIS BACKPACK

TRULY OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE FROM MR SZÁJER JÓZSEF

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holi-holy

y'all must be having a real field day today

and he tried to invoke parliamentary immunity to avoid being arrested, which apparently no one told him applies only to opinions expressed and votes cast in the European Parliament because apparently the European Parliament lacked the foresight to also cover “tripping on molly at a 25-person orgy during a pandemic”

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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮

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kylierocket

Games over 10 years old should be free

if you have an in game store, micro transactions, or loot boxes, ur game should be free.

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hoenngarbage

Ganondorf should and will have sex with every gay man ever

Emulation of any game or game system that is out of production should be fully legal

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