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      she ’ s talking to angels                 counting the S T A R S                           making a wish on a passing car

      she ’ s talking to angels                 counting the S T A R S                           making a wish on a passing car

      she ’ s talking to angels                 counting the S T A R S                           making a wish on a passing car

      she ’ s talking to angels                 counting the S T A R S                           making a wish on a passing car

hi i’ve had 0 muse for luna recently , && i feel bad bc this blog has basically been sitting , abandoned . i might come back to her soon , or reboot her entirely , but in the mean time , if y’all wanna write with me ( && don’t mind a homestuck muse in the year of our lord 2018 ) im over here !

hi i’ve had 0 muse for luna recently , && i feel bad bc this blog has basically been sitting , abandoned . i might come back to her soon , or reboot her entirely , but in the mean time , if y’all wanna write with me ( && don’t mind a homestuck muse in the year of our lord 2018 ) im over here !

hi i’ve had 0 muse for luna recently , && i feel bad bc this blog has basically been sitting , abandoned . i might come back to her soon , or reboot her entirely , but in the mean time , if y’all wanna write with me ( && don’t mind a homestuck muse in the year of our lord 2018 ) im over here !

hi i’ve had 0 muse for luna recently , && i feel bad bc this blog has basically been sitting , abandoned . i might come back to her soon , or reboot her entirely , but in the mean time , if y’all wanna write with me ( && don’t mind a homestuck muse in the year of our lord 2018 ) im over here !

• “are you feeling better today?”
• “you’re my best friend. you’re supposed to deal with the second-hand embarrassment.”
• ”come on, i can’t go to the party alone.”
• “you deserve so much better.”
• “here, let me help.”
• “can i sleep over? my parents are fighting again.”
• “you don’t have to deal with everything alone.”
• “how about i come over and help you throw away all those clothes you’ve been hoarding?”
• “you know s/he’s just going to hurt you.”
• “call me. text me. reach out for me, for godsake.”
• “you’re freezing. come here.”
• “you know me better than anyone.”
• “i’m saying this because i care about you.”
• “ugh, you’re sweaty- get off.”
• “you know what, we make a pretty good team.”
• “we should run away.”
• “you’re a horrible liar. i’ve known you far too long to be able to tell.”
• “sing me a song please?”
• “i miss her/him. and i know i shouldn’t, but i do.”
• “let’s go somewhere. i’m tired of this town.”
• “i just want you to be happy”
• “don’t listen to them. they’re just jealous of how cute you are”
• “i’m dying without you. when are you coming back?”

• some   may   be   nsfw   and   /   or   be   triggering.   

01    :     TOUCH .

• ❝ i love this [ FABRIC ], it feels satisfying. ❞
• ❝ your touch. it leaves me breathless. ❞
• ❝ your touch is unlike any other. ❞
• ​❝ have you ever felt anything more comfortable? ❞
• ❝ feel this. what does it feel like to you? ❞
• ❝ i wanted to see what it felt like. ❞
• ​❝ touch it. i dare you. ❞
• ​❝ you felt ice cold when i touched you. ❞
• ​❝ you feel warm to me. ❞
• ​❝ i love the feel of [ FABRIC ] against my skin. ❞
• ​❝ i love the feel of your skin against mine. ❞
• ​❝ i would never touch anyone else. ❞
• ​❝ i love the feel of your hair between each of my fingers. ❞
• ​❝ don’t you dare touch me. ❞
• ​❝ i want to feel your lips against my own. ❞
• ​❝ i can feel your pulse. it jumped. ❞
• ​❝ let me give you a massage. ❞
• ❝ you feel like home to me. ❞ 

02     :      TASTE .

• ❝ i love the taste of you. ❞
• ❝ i can never forget that taste. ❞
• ❝ fair warning, it does have a bitter taste. ❞
• ​❝ no offense, you just aren’t my taste. ❞
• ❝ can i have a taste of that? ❞
• ❝ i have yearned for the taste of your lips. ❞
• ​❝ that tasted pretty good actually. ❞
• ​❝ it just left a really bad taste in my mouth so no thanks. ❞
• ​❝ nothing taste better than chocolate. ❞
• ​❝ i’ve got something you might want to taste. ❞
• ​❝ i will forever savor that taste. ❞
• ​❝ blood has such a metallic taste. ❞
• ​❝ my taste buds are mad at me after eating that. ❞
• ​❝ how’s it feel to get a taste of your own medicine? ❞
• ​❝ you didn’t even taste it. ❞
• ​❝ trust me, you’ll want to taste this. ❞
• ​❝ i think it has a bit of bitter sweet taste. ❞
• ❝ so you tasted it, did you like it? ❞

03     :      SIGHT .

• ❝ i see you. ❞
• ❝ i’ve never seen things so clearer than i do now. ❞
• ❝ it’s too dark, i can’t see anything. ❞
• ​❝ how can you see anything? it’s pitch dark. ❞
• ❝ i’ve looked close enough and i see you for what you are. ❞
• ❝ please, just look at me. ❞
• ​❝ stop staring at me like that. ❞
• ​❝ get that light out of my face. ❞
• ​❝ it’s so bright outside today. ❞
• ​❝ what’s wrong? what did you see? ❞
• ​❝ you’re scared, you must have saw something. ❞
• ​❝ what i saw, you’ll never believe me. ❞
• ​❝ i’ve never seen you before. ❞
• ​❝ have we seen one another before? ❞
• ​❝ you see me for what i truly am. ❞
• ​❝ i didn’t see anything. ❞
• ​❝ did you see that? ❞
• ❝ i can’t believe my eyes. ❞

04     :      SOUND .

• ❝ shhh, i just heard something. ❞
• ❝ did you hear that? ❞
• ❝ what is that sound? ❞
• ​❝ i missed the sound of your voice. ❞
• ❝ do you hear me? stay away from me. ❞
• ❝ i hear you, loud and clear. ❞
• ​❝ i’m sorry, what was that? i didn’t hear you. ❞
• ​❝ i’ve heard that sound before. ❞
• ​❝ you didn’t hear anything at all? ❞
• ​❝ can you hear what they’re saying? ❞
• ​❝ aw, i love the sound of music. ❞
• ​❝ i never said i could hear them. ❞
• ​❝ wait, hear that? something is coming. ❞
• ​❝ i could hear screams … ❞
• ​❝ i heard you all the way upstairs. ❞
• ​❝ you didn’t just hear that? that sound? that noise? ❞
• ​❝ trust me, you’re going to want to hear this. ❞
• ❝ please, just hear me out. ❞

05     :      SMELL .

• ❝ what is that smell? ❞
• ❝ i have missed your smell. ❞
• ❝ you smell nice. ❞
• ​❝ it’s unlike anything i’ve smelled before. ❞
• ❝ i smell the food cooking from here. ❞
• ❝ do you smell that? ❞
• ​❝ how are you able to smell that? ❞
• ​❝ no offense but it really smells. ❞
• ​❝ it’s starting to smell. ❞
• ​❝ tell me, you’ve smelled this before. ❞
• ​❝ i know that smell, it’s the smell of lies. ❞
• ​❝ i can smell you from here. ❞
• ​❝ are you smelling me? ❞
• ​❝ i missed the smell of your hair. ❞
• ​❝ i need to step away, get some fresh air. ❞
• ​❝ do you smell that? that’s the smell of freedom. ❞
• ​❝ i could never erase your smell. ❞
• ❝ i can smell the fear on you from here. ❞

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard at college; these are all from my first semester of sophomore year. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.! more ‘shit i heard/said’ starters!

• “The porn industry is moving swimmingly.”
• “We all need men. Go find them.”
• “It’s not an opera, bitches, it’s a flight.”
• “Don’t look! It makes their dick bigger!”
• “I have my own place and I can light as many candles as I want.”
• “I’m not a librarian, sir.”
• “How’s your sack lunch, bitch?”
• “Stab me in the ass and turn me into Kim Kardashian.”
• “I stayed up another hour just to cry.”
• “I just got a nude and I don’t know how to feel about it.”
• “I’m gonna go stab my eyes out now.”
• “We get it. You have a big truck and a small penis.”
• “It’s an epidemic, Karter!”
• “There’s no cups, so I’m using a bowl. To drink apple juice.”
• “Fuck y’all, I’m eating Fruit Loops!”
• “I don’t know my superhero name, but here I am with my can of Lysol and my plastic fork.”
• “Your list of things to do includes making the best 2000s playlist of all time and fighting me at Cheesecake Factory.”
• “This is borderline human abuse.”
• “How do you feel about fluorescent lighting?”
• “I’m sorry, I’m on a college budget, I’ll give you two nickels and a paper clip.”
• “We couldn’t say hell, because… Catholic school problems.”
• “I don’t want them to call me and be like, ‘we’re about to drill into your face!’”
• “Ugh, yes, the hot TA, what club are you in?”
• “My rat bastard dad? What about him?”
• “I have an idea that I’m positive no other human has ever had: butter flavored ice cream.”
• “I hate myself, but I’m funny, so…”
• “This man loves puppies and he is not afraid to say it.”
• “There’s just something about stale food that I really like.”
• “I like how we’re watching our upcoming death on TV.”
• “When I get wasted, I want to fight. It’s a problem.”
• “My boyfriend got really drunk and started drinking nectar out of the hummingbird feeder.”
• “He currently has a child.”
• “That’s a good way of getting rid of a baby.”
• “He can’t look at his dead parents or his alive children.”
• “I can’t focus on reading, ‘cause I just wanna watch Drake and Josh.”
• “My roommate loves manifestos. Especially the Communist Manifesto.”
• “Have you studied his naked body or something?”
• “Okay, we got our Greek tragic playwrights: there’s Sophocles… there’s Euripides… uh… Isosceles?”
• “We’re so stupid we click things that say ‘click here for here’.”
• “So there were just 95 loose pigs.”
• “This is called shaming.”
• “I can’t be the only person who says ‘meatballs and spaghetti’.”
• “What could go wrong? …oh, shit, I’m on fire.”
• “Don’t call Kourtney unless you wanna suck dick tonight.”
• “There’s no one around. He’s talking to his dick.”
• “Just ‘cause it’s Greek doesn’t mean it’s sophisticated.”
• “I hate myself, but I hate her more.”
• “I don’t know anything about it, but it has bread in the name, so I want to try it.”
• “Just… don’t breathe this class.”
• “Megan: secret crop top wearer.”
• “I’m embracing my aesthetic while you’re embracing… Jon Hamm’s face.”
• “What are we doing tonight besides homework? …and bread?”
• “I’m witnessing a breakup right here in the Starbucks line.”
• “I nominate Gushers as a snack suggestion, but, like, a lot of them. All of them.”
• “I have a strong immune system.”
• “I was so worked up about the bolo ties.”
• “Also, I was wine drunk, so…”
• “Does she hit him? I hope she hits him.”
• “Only Matthew McConaughey drives Lincolns.”
• “Oh, yeah, I’m totally a Republican… Pence is daddy…”
• “After that… is the exact same thing… from a different angle.”
• “All my life, I’ve been striving to be better than Kidz Bop.”
• “Is ‘slaveitude’ a word?”
• “Ted Bundy was attractive. People knew him.”
• “I feel like whoever’s in charge of the Reese’s company is really high right now. Like, putting Reese’s inside of Reese’s.”
• “One beer bottle on campus might be a problem, but if there’s 8, they’re props.”
• “With elevators, it’s not claustrophobia. It’s that I don’t trust the government.”
• “Headphones: in. World: out. Notes font: ugly.”
• “You know that’s a felony, right?”
• “That’s a… fourth or fifth impression kind of story.”
• “That means she definitely fucked a member of Kiss.”
• “I feel free, but also ugly.”
• “This is my unassigned assigned seat, and if any of you take it, I will fight you.”
• “I went to the Home Depot, bought a bunch of lights, put them up in the air, and said ‘this is art’.”
• “Because I was a full New Yorker, I just kept walking.”
• “We almost died, but our last meal would’ve been free, so…”
• “What’s a funeral like in 2017? GIFs and memes.”
• “I would like to thank not only God but also Tinder.”
• “I sat through a 40 minute argument about how Justin Bieber started the Cold War.”
• “I’m just walking down the hallway, thinking about ways to throw myself down the stairs and make it look like an accident.”
• “Now, if it was Kidz Bop, I’d go see it.”
• “Don’t name your kid Ethelwold.”
• “Shoulders, chest, pants, shoes: a vision for America.”
• “My dad’s not getting dick from anyone.”
• “I’m a shady beach and y’all are my shady beaches.”
• “Oh, no, don’t write that down…”
• “At Chipotle, God himself picked those avocados and put them in the guacamole.”
• “It should be a holiday: Ohio awareness day.”
• “We should go to a nice place. A formal place. California Pizza Kitchen.”
• “What do you do in geology lab? Dissect rocks?”
• “What great weather for a mental breakdown.”
• “He’s not computer generated; he’s actually that large.”
• “I’ve done some soul searching and I think that ranch dressing is my favorite food.”
• “I almost said his birthday was in 1926. It’s like, we got a little bit of an age gap.”
• “Are you physically running away from the situation?”
• “I will personally call Papa John to tell him that he’s the reason my life isn’t going right.”
• “I can’t wait for middle-aged sex now.”
• “I should’ve known, there aren’t two eclipses in a year!”
• “I walked around with a bear taser for a year and a half.”
• “I found out that the guy I have a restraining order against has been peeing on my car for two years.”
• “He fought the devil in jeans and no shirt.”
• “She threw my fucking pillow off of the balcony!”
• “Tickets are for something fun. Paying the check is not fun.”
• “It’s Halloween, calories don’t count on holidays.”
• “Well, you know how I said we met in philosophy class? Well… Elise doesn’t take philosophy class.”
• “You got it wrong. You said 56 point 2. The answer was 56 point 2.”
• “Do I want that horrible sock tan line the I had for five years back? Yeah, I do.”
• “I got drunk, threw up, got high, and came here.”
• “It’s Titanic blue. I’m the Heart of the Ocean, bitch.”
• “The only rat bastard in our lives is Russ.”
• “The beats are so good, but the words are such trash.”
• “I had to fight someone in the elevator yesterday.
• “…I’ve awakened the Demigorgon.”
• “We solved the great hiccup epidemic of 2017.”
• “Watch out, Kansas, I’m coming for you.”
• “Do not associate my birthday with math terms.”
• “That’s some Hunger Games type shit.”
• “Fuck y’all, I hope you trip and die.”
• “I’m very confused and also cold: an American tale. A five part miniseries, this fall on HBO.”
• “I am Mrs. Grey! Bring me the kink!”
• “I really wanna make a shirt that’s all Comic Sans.”
• “I was thinking about Panera’s mac and cheese in a bread bowl, and I started crying.”
• “We’re gonna steal your WiFi, but it’s okay, because Panhellenic love.”
• “I have confidence that you’re not gonna get pregnant within those two hours.”
• “See if this card works. I mean, it should work, but, like…”
• “I think my favorite part was slowly dying.”
• “All they serve is chicken salad, so you really have to like chicken salad.”
• “I have three papers and a test this week, I don’t have time for feelings to resurface.”
• “I’m living a life. Not my best one.”
• “When you write a report on a book you’ve never read.”
• “Don’t tell me what to wear when you wear Crocs to the bar.”
• “I have listened to literally nothing but Hallelujah and My Heart Will Go On all day today.”
• “Oh my god, Elise, you fucking bitch, get your shit together, and write your paper.”
• You know what I’m really devastated about? I’m all out of Fruit Roll-ups.”
• “We’re gonna be teachers. We have school forever.”
• “I don’t want your sympathy, I want your anger.”
• “Clowns… doorknobs… the color yellow… ducks… I’m quoting Victorious…”
• “Did you just say ‘hey Sophie’ to not include me? ‘Cause, guess what, bitch, I’m still here.”
• “I live here, I know when we have salad!”
• “I think Satan’s middle name is cumulative.”
• “I will put up with my moose husband for however long I need.”
• “I’ve literally been down here for an hour and a half waiting for these nonexistent cookies.”
• “I’m keeping a detailed list of Elise’s hickeys.”
• “I’m an adult, I say as I eat my Fruit Roll-up.”
• “Oh, my practicum grade is in! Let’s see… 36.”
• “SOS, I’m in bed and it’s so comfy, but I need to get up to study, what do I do?”
• “Get up. Only a few more days until we can sleep all we want.”
• “So you’re admitting you live in the woods.”
• “I don’t know if it’s finals stress or if this is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen, but I’m crying.”
• “It was optional, don’t make me feel bad for skipping class.”
• “I’ve heard that, if enough people fail, they’ll have to curve it.”
• “How do you even study for this?”