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I Am Trash

@tameholly / tameholly.tumblr.com

|( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |Sad and Bi |She/her |Tai, ya boi |
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Asmodeus: the only thing hotter than ME is my spouse!!
MC, just woke up with bedhead: morning, Asmo.
Asmodeus: p u r e b e a u t y
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eliotbaum

[OCs] illustration for my DnD (Dad and Daughter) Zine ⚔🌷

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unpretty

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

I’m sorry what

you heard me

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

kinda, yeah

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

That logo looks familiar.

WHAT

OH MY GOD

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paintmeahero

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

ok ok OK BUT 

THIS POST showed up in my dash…

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smingi

azumane asahi icons.

please like/reblog if you save.

(i delete the other tumblr, so i reuploadu-u).

tw: bokutoup.
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beetledrink

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

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rercho

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

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oysterrr

Best bros ✳️

Tanaka is a highly underrated character. Also probably the most fashionable Karasuno boy out of the bunch. And I just love the fact that Noya calls Tanaka "Ryu".

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neoheros

how would haikyuu boys handle spending the night together? feat. kuroo tetsuro, akaashi keiji, tsukishima kei

kuroo tetsuro

  • the first time you and kuroo spent the night together was a wednesday evening when you didn’t even plan on staying over
  • his parents left town for the day and it was a better time than any other to have you spend the afternoon
  • you were still both in your uniforms and with the school day you just had, it was safe to say that you deserved to lay on top of him on the couch while your hands are in his hair
  • you were tired from school and he was tired from practice
  • you barely even spoke to each other that afternoon, all you remember was him offering to take a nap with you in his bed and you being too sleepy to decline
  • you changed into one of his sweatshirts and a pair of shorts and when he saw you he just 🥺
  • kuroo: are we really that tired tho 👉🏻👈🏻
  • you, blinking: yes
  • the nap was so deep and peaceful that the only reason you woke up from it was because of the sound of a car pulling up in the driveway
  • that’s when you realize that you’ve actually spent the night and the bright light that’s been annoying your eyes for the past 2 minutes was the sun rising
  • you shift from your place but kuroo’s right grip on your waist only worsened as he pulled you closer to his chest
  • “stop moving so much,” he mumbles groggily, refusing to open his eyes as he snuggles against your shoulder blade
  • you panic, “kuroo we’re gonna be late,”
  • he takes a while to respond but you feel him nod softly against your skin, “we can skip first period,”
  • then you hear the front door open, your heart racing because kuroo clearly doesn’t have any plans on getting up soon
  • you try your best to push him away from you but the more you do the more his tightening his grip, too tired to open his eyes
  • you, panicking: if you don’t wake up now i’m breaking up with you
  • kuroo, mumbling: hmm we’ll get back together it’s okay
  • he’s pressing quick kisses against your shoulder and you almost swoon over the infatuated look he had on
  • “we should do this more often,” kuroo says, his voice quiet and you’re debating with yourself if he’s choosing not to hear his parents downstairs
  • you shift, “i know, i like this too, but your parents are home and i don’t want their first impression of me to be like this,”
  • he finally opens his eyes and lets go of the grip he had on you, you jump out of bed, hearing the footsteps from the stairs
  • “tetsu, are you awake yet?” his mom’s voice blared as she knocked on his door
  • you wanted to laugh as the panic set on your boyfriend’s face but you found yourself frozen still when you realize that this meant trouble if she found you in there
  • “kuroo, i swear to god, i will not let this be the first time your mom meets me,” you tell him in a hushed tone, quickly picking up your clothes
  • “yup!” he shouts back, and the first thing he could do when the doorknob twisted was shove you in his open closet
  • you yelp at the suddenness but you held the door closed as your pressed against his clothes in extreme tightness
  • “you’ll be late,” his mom says, entering his room
  • kuroo nods, “i’m actually skipping first period, my head hurts,”
  • there’s sweat on his forehead and his mom crosses her arms with a look
  • “fine,” she says, sighing, “your dad and i are going grocery shopping this morning so make sure to lock up before you go back to bed.”
  • kuroo lets out a breath of relief, walking his mom out the door and he shuffles to lock it before opening the closet to a rather agitated you
  • kuroo: i mean hey at least now we can have the morning in peace 😌
  • you, throwing a pillow at him: i hate you
  • kuroo, pulling you back in bed: hmm we’ll drive by starbucks before heading to school
  • you: i hate you less

tsukishima kei

  • first of all, sleeping with him is one thing and waking up next to him is another
  • he’s so stiff and on guard the whole time that you’d think he’s physically repulsed by the idea of you being beside him all night
  • you: i can take the floor, it’s really not a big deal
  • tsukki: are you kidding i’m not letting my girlfriend sleep on the floor
  • you: wait aw 🥺
  • tsukki: at least take the couch
  • you can tell he’s anxious with the whole thing and you curse yourself for thinking it was a good enough time for the both of you to have a sleepover
  • but he’s just been away a lot from all the volleyball tournaments and it’s been so long since the two of you hung out that when he asked if you wanted to stay over you couldn’t say no
  • so now you’re left awkwardly sitting on his bed at 11 pm after the two of you finished a movie with nothing else to do
  • he eyes you down, you’re wearing one of his shirts which were obviously too big and a pair of sweats that you brought along
  • he glances at his watch, a faint pink on his face as he avoids your gaze
  • you: wait are you shy like are you actually
  • tsukki: hey remember when you offered to sleep on the floor
  • the two of you decide to just let tiredness take over you when you feel like it so you spend the next two hours in each other’s arms as you both scroll through tiktok
  • his nerves have calm down but you still feel the faint racing of his heart when you laugh from a video you see
  • you, internally: 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
  • but then you realize that hours have passed and neither of you are still tired enough to seriously lay down next to each other and try to sleep
  • tsukishima: do you want to go out for a drive?
  • you: it’s 3 am
  • tsukishima: ?
  • you: i like the way you think
  • AND ITS JUST SO !! FRICKEN !! ADORABLE !!!
  • he hands you an extra hoodie of his because it’s cold outside and he absolutely refuses to drive unless you put your seatbelt on
  • so it’s 3 am and the two of you are at a starbucks drivethru ordering too much caffeine for people who’re trying to fall asleep
  • you both end up chilling in their parking lot all morning just scrolling through twitter or tiktok and sometimes you’d feel him glance up at you from his phone but you decide not to mention it
  • you: why don’t we spend time like this more often
  • tsukishima: i honestly think you’ll find me boring if we hang out for more than an hour :/
  • you, soft: it actually takes less than an hour 🥺
  • before the two of you realize it you’ve fallen asleep in his car at a starbucks with the windows down and the 1975 blaring in the radio
  • you wake up first from the sunlight and you won’t deny the way your heart skipped a beat when you noticed how tsukki took off his hoodie to put on your thighs
  • you take off his glasses from his face, giving him a quick peck on the forehead before making sure he was comfortable and warm in his seat
  • he must’ve been tired and you really hope that you didn’t wake him up when you left the car to order more coffee for the both of you

akaashi keiji

  • THIS BOY IS AN ANGEL
  • he’s asleep by 10 pm and he’ll wake up at 8 just like he’s used to because he’s the most perfect boy in the world with the most perfect sleep schedule
  • you know of this fact and it bugs you cause sometimes you just really wanna facetime him at 3 am or reference him tiktoks that you found funny that day
  • so when he offered you a chance to stay over you were kinda on the rocks about it
  • you: yknow i sleep at 4 am right
  • akaashi: ... by choice?
  • you: at this point my body just shuts down when it wants to
  • akaashi, alarmed: oh
  • regardless of this fact, you could never turn down akaashi, it was like hard wired in your brain to never ever decline him and can you really blame yourself he’s 🥺
  • he insisted to stay up with you instead of you trying to fall asleep next to him at 9 pm but you just couldn’t put him through that
  • you put down your phone and even if it did feel odd to close your eyes without the sun rising, the sudden embrace by your boyfriend immediately made you forget about everything else
  • sleeping next to akaashi is utter heaven
  • he’s got his hand over your waist and his scent just envelops you in a non overpowering way
  • his fingers trail under your shirt and you shiver at how gentle they are
  • akaashi, under his breath: thank you for doing this
  • you, ready to risk it all: due to personal reasons i will be passing away ❤️
  • he places a quick kiss on your forehead before letting go of you and turning to his side
  • you felt like asking him back to you but you knew how tired he must’ve been so you don’t budge
  • you’re left staring at his room’s ceiling and you don’t know how long you did that but the next time you checked your phone it was already 1 am in the morning
  • you, internally: it’s like a talent omfg
  • aside from the fact that you’re close to tears as you think about how you stared at a ceiling for 3 hours straight because you didn’t want to go to sleep that much you stop fighting the inevitable
  • you prop yourself up on his headboard, careful not to wake him up beside you and start to go through what you usually do most nights
  • you’re so caught up on the tiktoks that you barely notice akaashi stirring from beside you before pulling the comforter over his head
  • he’s awake at this point and the silly grin on his face can’t be fought as he looks at you so indebted in what you watched
  • he leans against your shoulder, tired eyes and all whilst stifling back a yawn
  • you, sleepy: sorry for waking you
  • akaashi, just as sleepy: that’s ok, i like this better
  • the two of you spend the rest of the morning against each other on his headboard as you scroll through the contents of your phone
  • once akaashi realizes that you’ve fallen asleep, he gently pushes you back down on the pillows and your hands immediately make their way to embrace him
  • he will 100% take pictures before getting himself comfortable next to you, a soft smile on his face as he snuggles against your neck
  • akaashi, turning off his alarms: we can sleep in tomorrow
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A student once asked anthropologist Margaret Mead, “What is the earliest sign of civilization?” The student expected her to say a clay pot, a grinding stone, or maybe a weapon. Margaret Mead thought for a moment, then she said, “A healed femur.” A femur is the longest bone in the body, linking hip to knee. In societies without the benefits of modern medicine, it takes about six weeks of rest for a fractured femur to heal. A healed femur shows that someone cared for the injured person, did their hunting and gathering, stayed with them, and offered physical protection and human companionship until the injury could mend. Mead explained that where the law of the jungle—the survival of the fittest—rules, no healed femurs are found. The first sign of civilization is compassion, seen in a healed femur.

— Ira Byock, The Best Care Possible: A Physician’s Quest to Transform Care Through the End of Life (x)

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historical au —Kuroo betrayed his master and Bokuto’s died so they’re both wandering Ronin doing all types of work from body guarding to mercenary. Akaashi’s just a farmer boi providing for both his parents and siblings(?) and some how Bokuto meets the mans.

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sometimes i forget that not everyone has a heart as soft and empathetic as mine and it really saddens me that people don’t see the world the way i do 

Genuinely soft and empathetic people don’t go on the internet and tell people about it

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