if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking
Family photo
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when connor comes to visit
reminder that digital piracy is completely and utterly morally correct. "you wouldn't download a car" yes i fucking would. goodnight.
Every friend group should include
midnight mass spoilers!!!
midnight mass is not what i would refer to as 'a comedy' but hands down the funniest moment is when the benjamin button vampire priest is watching the hordes of cannibalistic undead townsfolk slowly amble towards him in the dark after tearing their loved ones to pieces and his response is literally like "you know bev i think i bungled this one"
Netflix: So…you’re making a horror show, right? This is gonna terrify the shit out of people. Right?
Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!
Netflix: Okay, but is it going to be scary–
Mike Flanagan: Lesbians!!!! 💕💘💖
Flower shop lesbians!
Horror lesbians!
Punk lesbians!
Pastel lesbians!
Gonna stab you to death with a poker lesbians!
Punk gf stopping her pastel gf from committing accidental murder lesbians!
I just saw the ghost of my dead ex while trying to make out with you and now it’s super awkward lesbians!
Crime solving lesbians!
Accepting that your gf will eventually succumb to the swamp lady living inside her and loving her anyway lesbians!
Domestic lesbians!
Vermont civil union lesbians!
Everlasting love lesbians!
Bittersweet ending lesbians!
Carla Gugino!
Netflix: Okay, but other than the lesbians, is there gonna be anything–
Mike Flanagan:
This!
She!!!
THEY!!!
Bebezz!!
Netflix: ……
Mike Flanagan: …But yes, also there will be ghosts.
Netflix: *heavy sigh*
BLACK WIDOW 2021 | dir. Cate Shortland
Natasha and Clint: *play tic tac toe*
The whole fandom: Thor. Pop Tarts. When???
NATASHA ROMANOFF & YELENA BELOVA in BLACK WIDOW (2021), dir. Cate Shortland + Bonus
BLACK WIDOW (2021) dir. Cate Shortland
Everyone watching the Black Widow post-credits scene:
Two sisters plotting an assassination being soft
Black Widow, 2021
Black Widow, a summary: I love women.
I love saying “my brain went” instead of “I thought” because idk what’s going on up there sometimes I just live here
