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Mayonaise

@mayonaise-mmm

they/them, 18, biromantic asexual
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Me when i start watching a new show and people HAVENT made fanfics of the cute (hideous) monster thats terrorizing the town

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Hatecriming me on pride month of all times....

The Hoodie in question

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Everytime I look up from my desk at work I get flashbombed by the sun

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My 7yo brother just came into my room and said when he becomes a "grown up scientist" not only is he gonna make a real fnaf resturaunt and have the robots be possessed, hes gonna make potions that make stuff that arent real, become real.

He asked my 10y/o sister to help him create the animatronics and she said thatd be super hard but if he paid her to make a team she could do it. She said one of her friends down the street wants to learn to code so theyre gonna ask him to join.

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I was going through old videos i had saved on my phone and saw one of someone i didnt recognize turned around and made a joke in my head about them having a dumpy but then they turned around and it was me what the fuck

Im gonna see this tomorrow and be disappointed in myself.

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In that hypothetical in the question "would you date your clone" realistically speaking people would DEFINITELY think you are dating your twin, no matter how hard you try to explain.

I feel like that would put a lot of strain on the relationship and in my personal case I'd start questioning how I view my clone and if it was a...ethical? Moral? Decision to date them. And they would be thinking the same thing cause they're my clone obviously but we'd both be like "well itd be awkward to stop now cause then its like you dated someone you see as a sibling" and thats gross but maybe it would be one of those situations where the couple realizes they are better off as friends and are actually good friends and joke about it afterwards

At the very least i know my clone and i would be very good friends.

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I was going through old videos i had saved on my phone and saw one of someone i didnt recognize turned around and made a joke in my head about them having a dumpy but then they turned around and it was me what the fuck

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My dreams are wild, one post I’ll make is like “LOL I just had a dream sonic the hedgehog was stalking me and Rarity from MLP haha!” And then the next post is “I just had a dream where I felt trapped in someone elses body and I couldnt breath or scream because it felt so gross and had a mental breakdown inside my own head” I want to go back to when I was fearing for my life that Sonic would finish his chili dog before I could get my car started, not this 

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