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time to refresh my women clothing

You can't say anything on this website without someone reaching a hand down your throat and pulling out a perfectly spherical red object made of unidentified material 🙄

if i keep sprinkling words like "normalstyle" in my speech people won't notice i'm 34. i'm still youthcore i'm still relevantpilled

Tumblr is full of people whose favorite rapper 100% would have been Drake if they didn't learn about him a week ago from the Kendrick beef.

Oh you only listen to rap songs about video games written by white theater kids? Aw man you missed out you would have loved Drake.

the "loneliness epidemic " narrative in the us is so fucking tiring bcs we're all pretty aware of what's driving it, the contributing factors plague us every day, but to name those factors is to name the bedrocks of american society and american urban life in particular in a way thats a bit too radical for mainstream outlets and might indict a large portion of the middle class suburbanite and gentrifier locusts that make up their $10 a month subscriber base so uhhh write abt uhhhhhh those nasty lockdowns [that never actually happened] and uhhhhhhhh tik tok

this might be my toughest foe yet

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

wasn't able to see the aurora here, but i was able to see something even more breathtaking lighting up the night

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"