OH NNO

me: my wife? that old ball and chain?

my wife, a chain chomp from super mario: *blushes*

this is my wife everyone be nice to her

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

Howl's pooping asshole

Stop

Peepee's delivery service

You're laughing. They've disrespected the pouch and you're laughing.

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius - he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s (M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

world heritage post

crazyest new anime

can they make a being hydrated that doesn't have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes

love seeing photos of wild animals that are native to where i live because it's like hey i know that guy

“dont put celebrities on a pedestal” what do you suggest I do with HIM then.

i apologize. you are right. i do not want to hurt celebrities’ feet

hey guys. my mom just sold a house but the previous owner’s kid painted on her walls and

this is what it looks like. my mom sent this to me and said “i think she was emo or something”

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

Happy one year since I killed the queen