I'll start: bread
Peanut butter
Jelly (grape)
Bread
guys...
Achievement Unlocked:
You were tasked with making a fucked up sandwich, but instead fucked up and made a normal sandwich.
hello please can I sleep in a studio ghibli bed it’s urgent
Okay there all look great with the EXCEPTION of Howl's bed, are you kidding me
Look at that thang. The duvet, the pillowcases- that shit is embroidered and beaded to FUCK. That's your victorian great-great-grandmother's fanciest display sheets for the decorative guest room nobody ever uses. You roll over the wrong way on one of those appliqué czech glass flowers and lose a goddamn eye. Abrasive as hell. Too delicate to machine-wash, too, so the fabric itself gotta be tough like sandpaper. That, or frayed all to shit, like you shift a little in the night and get sequins falling all over like a drunk queen in a bouncy castle. You know I'm right. Look at him. Look at how he's sleeping and tell me that man's so much as SAT on those sheets in his life. My girl Sophie did her best but we all know that's his fancy interior design hashtag #aesthetic Instagram influencer background room. He doesn't SLEEP there, he sleeps on the couch or on the floor or in the reclined seat of his busted-out Subaru in the garage that hasn't worked right in five years cause he doesn't know what an oil change is. That's the room he uses for makeup tutorials and Shien Hauls (derogatory). Look at that man. Look at him for five seconds and tell me he isn't gonna wake up in an hour crying over snagged hair and floral imprints on his face. What the HELL Sophie baby that blowdried bitch has a twelve step twice daily skin care routine and you're RUINING it. Walked right past his twin size flannel futon in the corner down the hall and dumped him in the biggest bed she could find like a bedazzled roadkill possum. Didn't even put his bonnet on. Sophie I love you so much but first thing he does after he chips his nails clawing his way out of that thing is get your Amelia Bedilia ass. I'm so sorry
This almost compares to that guy who wrote The Rant about hating Olaf
you mean this guy
You ever just wake up from an incredibly graphic and realistic nightmare that was a pure psychological horror based on your own personal phobias and trauma and just roll over like “aw shit I got too hot last night I guess.” And then make toast like you didn’t just experience the nine circles of hell before 9 am
have we tried substance abuse my liege
long distance mutuals <- used to be in the same fandom together and have both moved on to other fandoms but stay mutuals and wave at each other when passing by (scrolling on dash) and catch up when we can (liking each others posts)
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Little gruvia doodle for nostalgia purposes
LOVE
Envy
Rise of the Pink Ladies was nominated for choreography Emmy this week. You cannot legally watch an Emmy-nominated show because god forbid the studio has to pay workers for it—that’s the state of the industry with streaming right now. That’s why SAG and the WGA are striking.
Sis before tits
Let's go lesbians let's gooo
I know reading webtoon comments is always a mistake because people on webtoon have no functioning brain cells... but these comments are so funny.
People think Sahed is using Julia's attraction to him to manipulate her into killing Anthonn even though all of the stuff we've seen so far points away from this theory and it makes no sense because part of Julia's character arc is supposed to be about dismantling her negative preconceptions about the Ah'Kon people. It also doesnt make sense because Julia doesnt actually have a choice when it comes to sparing or killing Antonn... because shes being coerced into killing him by the entity who actually made the contract with her. They also think Sahed is way too old for Julia even though we literally have no idea how old he was before his death and we dont know how long he's been in the circus. He clearly joined AFTER Dotty and Bob started the circus and we dont know how long the circus has been in business.
I also think its funny for people to say "Sahed is too old for Julia" even though Rainah is heavily implied to have predated most of the circus members. She has been with Anthonn before Dotty and Bob came along. So Sahed is too old for Julia but Rainah isnt too old for Kamille... okay bestie.
