I was expecting anything but not Bard
Wizard supremacy 😎
Looks like I'm multi-classing Barbarian and Paladin
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Wizard supremacy 😎
Looks like I'm multi-classing Barbarian and Paladin
You can’t make wood out of chocolate!!
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It's Cotton's birthday. Go bug the crap outta him for me
Which wolf clipart?
this fucker:
I call it Lumpy Kiba and I’ve seen it used for car decals, stickers, clipart, traced with varying degrees of obviousness by artists of all skill/experience levels, I’m pretty sure I saw it in some small local company’s logo once.
here’s the original still from Wolf’s Rain (which is not a lot less weird-looking, but it looks fine in a stylized anime where it’s supposed to be), which I saw early in high school and ever since have had to live with apparently being the only one who knows that all these people just fucking traced an anime wolf.
it’s like the goddamn wilhelm scream of lazy art, once you see it you will never unsee it again, and it’s everywhere. and you can always tell because it’s frankly a pretty mediocre trace of an already wonky-looking wolf, so like. you can tell.
here it is on two different bumper stickers (two of MANY, just google ‘howling wolf bumper sticker’ and at least 70% of the fullbody ones will be Lumpy Kiba):
jewelry:
clipart collections that REALLY show off the Lumpiness compared to silhouettes referenced from actual wolf photos:
random art, including my personal favorite, a watercolor where the artist could just as easily have looked up an actual photo of a wolf but chose Lumpy Kiba instead:
a tattoo:
and THIS mcfuckery where he went through the whole process of sketching and refining to make it look like he was drawing a wolf from scratch (the gods know what you’ve done, jon harris):
anyway Lumpy Kiba is the bane of my existence but if I point it out I sound insane so I’m glad I had this opportunity to curse you all with the burden of this knowledge.
It’s on the wolf ring from Dark Souls too!
I think Artorias would’ve liked Wolf’s Rain.
holy shit this is my favorite addition
I knitted my husbeast a hat that I charted myself off the Lumpy Kiba:
absolutely incredible I love this so much
Ghost Pokemon - Halloween 2023
Thank you for the support on this project! Now to the next one!
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD
hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
After three batches, my findings so far:
I’m gonna be eating these for a month
This actually works?? Two-ingredient bread??
I gotta try it.
That's...naan.
That's naan?
*runs to Google*
this is one of those rare easy bread recipes that also works with gluten free flour! the yoghurt helps with structural integrity. you may want a pinch of xanthan gum if your flour doesn't come with it mixed in. i like to mix some rosemary into the flour to have a herby naan, since i can't have garlic.
edited to add naan pic from 2020, gluten and lactose free version with rosemary. i rolled them out and then rubbed them with a tiny bit of oil iirc, before frying them in a dry pan
also a plain version i made while feeling unwell
probably a little overcooked but gluten-free stuff tends to take ages to cook or toast and then burns in seconds once it hits the threshold, plus my frying pan at the time was really shit lol
more detailed instructions/gf recipe here for those who need things broken down into steps
The Lunar Abyss
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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?
Happy April Fools 2024
It’s them,,,,