well Seymour I made it, despite your directions

Podcore.

Hunt's Mesa, Monument Valley by Bousure

sasha

my_soulwax

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

Posted Oct 9, 2012

Happy birthday to none pizza left beef

ok.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

happy (late) birthday to none pizza left beef !!

My favorite thing about Tumblr is just how easy and real the possibility is of finding HUGELY popular posts by just randomly scrolling. I constantly think of this one

#CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CHEERFUL AND HAPPY INTRO WAS FOLLOWED BY THE SCARIEST EPISODE IN DOCTOR WHO HISTORY

For some reason I’m popular with Russian people in my town. I don’t know the reason but I think it’s funny it happens so frequently, and always when I’m out buying groceries

1.13 | 2.08

one thing that's great about the song of ice and fire books is the way nobody ever knows what the fuck is going on. like somebody in a bar will be like "long live good king renly!" and somebody else will be like "oh he died. like a month ago. yeah lady catelyn stark stabbed him" and somebody else will be like "actually I heard he was stabbed by a shadow his brother fathered on a priestess" and a fourth person will be like "wait didn't renly literally just win the battle of king's landing last week" and then they're all like "well, whatever. long live good king whoever it is now. next round's on me"

the funniest one to me was when catelyn was having a sit down with stannis and renly and stannis was like "renly I don't care how cute you are, you are not the rightful heir 😤" and catelyn was like "um... neither are you? joffrey is next in the line of succession? we're all rebels here?" and stannis is like 👀 and renly is like "lol bro guess she didn't get your raven memo about all of cersei's kids being incest bastards" and catelyn is like "cersei's kids being what now"

the weird thing is, when I view my job as some sort of background extra it becomes much more palatable. people go to a library and see me shelving a stack of books in my cardigan and glasses (now with glasses chain!) and they go "yeah, that's exactly right. that's how it's supposed to be in a library." and for some reason, that's comforting? the work is whatever, and the customers are customers, but sometimes it feels like I'm being paid just to make sure this places looks right, and I find that very fun.

stop being funnier than me on my own posts

i don't think either of them are feeling particularly paternal i think they've just trapped themselves thinking that the other one is actually feeling paternal and are just trying to act accordingly to the other person's perceived expectations. literally feigning fatherhood at abigail for the sake of each other

Some of David Tennant's finest acting in "The Christmas Invasion"

obsesed with chesecak crew

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name