People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.

Cube cat

a special treat for those of us who enjoy watching sam reich torture his friends and/or employees

Oh no.

my mom got me this little thing and im obsessed with him.... little creature..

I have been thinking. about the creature

ガラスのむこう(2022)

daily capybara #72: close encounters of the capykind

I can’t wait to get a live action movie where Disney delves into the backstory of Gaston and they reveal that his mom got crushed by a bookshelf to explain why he hates educated women that read. 

Whenever I try to explain Repo! The Genetic Opera to someone, I’m just like “it’s a really pointed commentary on capitalism and medicine as a for-profit industry, with about 50,000 gallons of fake blood and, um, also it’s a musical? made by the producers of Saw?” like just watch this movie, I can not describe it, but it is an Experience and also Paris Hilton is in it and her face falls off, please this is one of my favorite movies.

Made by the DIRECTOR of Saw II, no less! And Paul Sorvino is in it! The lead is the girl from Spy Kids! Anthony Stewart Head, singing, constantly!

There’s a scene where one of main characters runs through his house surrounded by holographic ghosts of his dead wife singing about how he’s trying his best. There’s an entire song that seems to be dedicated to finding things to rhyme with “anatomy”. Paris Hilton is the only one who’s not always dressed in full goth get up, and most of her costumes are just clothes she already owned. The basic premise of the movie is that if you’re in debt, companies can claim repossession of your organs. I cannot describe this movie please just watch Repo Genetic Opera

I think my absolute favorite part of Repo! The Genetic Opera is how nothing has anything to do with genetics.

#…okay that last part is not entirely true #shilo has been led to believe she has an inherited disease #there’s a whole song that explicitly points this out #so there’s… that… #but it’s not so prominent a theme I would STICK IT IN THE TITLE #just… y'know if it were up to me… (via @taibhsearachd)

iirc, a lot of the ensemble cast were dressed in clothes from Hilton’s own closet and is especially apparent during ‘Zydrate Anatomy’ cause that’s how shoe string the budget on this movie was and she offered. Also the Best Character is just called the Grave Robber, which is, just, the fucking best

AND THE MUSIC FUCKS

gays be like "omg how do you know what models of car are" when literally every car in the world has their make and model plastered right on to it

Uber: "I am arriving in a grey honda civic"

Gays: "Omg what the fuck how do I tell what that is"

The literal back of the fucking car:

“memorize the differences between these you stupid fruit”

new tag game: try to name these

I know 4 of those and even if you dont know the brand you can still read the model name lmao

Generous of them to imagine people think on here

I always pictured it as more of a hamster cage

this was supposed to be funnier than it actually came out 

youve done it! youve boiled being in your early twenties down to its bare essentials!

banksy 🙏😔🐀 R.I.P king

🔮 like to charge 🔮

🔥 reblog to cast 🔥

🌎 for good news on earth day 🌍

ik we were on a boycott buuut

LETS DO IT

ALRIGHT FOLKS TIME FOR ME TO JUDGE YOU BASED OFF OF WHICH ANIMAL YOU RODE ON THE CAROUSEL!! 🎠

The Classic Bay horse. You chose him because he has four white socks- good for you, you now have OCD. 9/10, looks like my moms personal horse.

This Hoppy Fucker. Don’t you know the hare never wins the race? Slow down speed demon. 4/10. Was going to be 3, but my zodiac is a rabbit.

Oh... so you like... being tall? ;) The real question is HOW DOES ONE STAY ON WITH THE SLOPE?? Was that the appeal? You wanna show everyone that your legs in your shorts are sweaty enough in the summer to STICK you to the saddle? Get stuck dismounting The Giraffe because your leg skin has adhered to it?? 6/10

Ooh.. yes... The Unicorn. If you chose him or the pegasus, youre gay now. you probably have daddy issues? It’s ok, I do too. 9/10

Ostrich. WHO HAD ACCESS TO THIS!?!? -3/10, unheard of!! If you rode this you’re l y i n g

Oh... Racing Stripes I see? Did you like Cars as well as a kid? ... k a ch o w 8/10 you have OCD now too

The Trio... I see you have a click of friends to ride with you... Absolutely disgusting if you’re 9 years old and judge me for still riding the carousel. 2/10, unless you’re alone, which in that case 12/10

That One Mom™ that takes her child and five others to the fair and just wants A Moment of Peace™ 9/10, mom of the year. She does not achieve the full 10/10 because she sighed when she got dragged over to the carousel. Be grateful, the carousel is like no other place

WOW!! A DRAGON!! As you excitedly run over, you realize theres a little wizard already sitting on top of him. You do not choose to ride him because he already has a friend. But you had really wanted to. 1/10, the wizard has been hogging the dragon all day

Oh... so I see you chose Black Beauty? Or the closest horse to being all black... great news, you now have anxiety (and if you’re me, you own a black horse now too and all of your money is gone BLAME THIS BLACK CAROUSEL HORSE) 4/10. I’m addicted to horses now

The original 2005 NY times article. The idea being reiterated in 2018 by a federal judge in Florida regarding the Parkland shooting.

There are dozens of examples of courts making it VERY clear the police don’t have to serve or protect anyone they don’t want to. Fuck the police.