Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
Huh
Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
GUYS WE NEED HELP TO FIX IT
The Balance!
I’m tempted to just reblog and not like it
So I started and finished Umbrella Academy season 2 today (August 1)
Who's ready to talk about it?
I've read the two main comics as well.
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Face it, the healthiest long-term relationship in this family was when Five was banging that mannequin.
This was THE BEST scene. 😆
We’ve all joked about having Hugo Award winner on our resumes, but let’s be real, this would be all of us:
Hiring HR: I see you’ve listed a Hugo Award under achievements, can I see the piece that won you that award?
Fanfic writers:
Fanfiction Club: The Rules
This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.
This is gold.
i do not see a flaw
the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.
nebula, unfamiliar with terran anatomy: *sits down crisscross applesauce next to morgan*
I’m so glad that with Natasha, er, temporarily indisposed, Bucky is covering Morgan’s important education.
(Actually, the Winter Soldier having been forced to assist in brutally training young women to kill, while Bucky chooses to gently teach a young girl to defend herself, is beautiful character development, and I think a great way to reclaim both his agency and his humanity.)
WHEN nat gets back, she's gonna be like
nat: okay so what did you teach her?
bucky: breaking bones, and the quickest way to a man's heart.
nebula: through the ribs.
nat: excellent >:]
TONY, TWENTY MINUTES LATER: Why is my baby sparring with the Black Widow? Why did you give my baby a knife?
NATASHA, DRAMATICALLY CLUTCHING HER SIDE WHERE MORGAN GRAZED HER: You got me.
BUCKY: She didn’t even react like that when I shot her, Morg. You’re good at this. Great job with the stabbing!
TONY: I’m sorry what the fuck is happening.
MORGAN, taking the chef’s knife from Pepper and mining stabbing: no, mom, you hold it like this
PEPPER: I don’t think that’s effective against cucumber but I’ll keep it in mind.
MORGAN: AUNTIE NEBULA! How do I stab a cucumber?
NEBULA, APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE, KNIVES IN HAND AND READY FOR STABBING: What’s a cucumber?
which is the moment when pepper decides to teach nebula how to cook.
Bold of you to assume Pepper knows how to prepare literally anything but salads and sandwiches.
Nebula, on the other hand, has had to survive alone in space.
Please consider: Nebula efficiently dicing the cucumber, and then teaching Morgan and Pepper both how to prepare a simple meal, which would apparently taste better with a specific type of meat that they can’t acquire on Terran, but this is the best she can do given the circumstances.
Nat: Wait what did you teach her?
Bucky: There are 206 bones in the human body...
Nat: James! She is a CHILD!
Nat: If you are fighting an opponent your age Morgan, there may be up to 270 bones in the human body. Children's bones ares still fusing together. Here is how you can use that....
Yay!! Translation for you. guys!
THANKS to @noob-in-games
I am both dying with laughter over this and dying of softness because Stuckony is my fave.
Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017
This is really funny oml
The thrilling conclusion
So I thought this was old but it turns out Hell became Gay Hell yesterday, on the 17th of June 2019.
The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.
and a 1 in 4 chance of being a seahorse
I’m glad we remember our Punnett squares.
So that’s where hippocampi come from!
Where are the human legs coming from mermaids and centaurs only have human torsos
You know that’s a good point and Upon reflection I have some thoughts:
If it were a case of Tops and Bottoms (quit sniggering) the resulting punnet square would not produce humans and Hippocampi, but rather: 1/4 centaur, ¼ mermaid, ¼ nonfunctional fish-tail-on-a-horse’s-neck and ¼ some kind of horrible humanoid pushmi-pullyu.
Putting aside that last concept, I think it’s more complicated than that.
See, a Centaur consists of 1) a human head and thorax/pectoral girdle & attending limbs 2) a horse thorax/pectoral girdle & attending limbs 3) a horse Abdomen/Pelvic girdle & attending limbs
Now, one might be inclined to say that a Mermaid consists only of a human head/thorax/Pec. gir&limbs and a fish posterior but modern mermaid illustrations and even some archaic depictions CLEARLY include the pectoral fins in much the place where the centaur’s horse pectoral girdle is.
Fig. 1: A modern depiction of a Mermaid, with the pelvic fins in the approximate location of a centaur’s forelegs and attending dorsal fin! (source)
Fig 2: A vintage depiction of a mermaid, with the “skirt” looking a great deal like pectoral fins (note the presence of the anal fin) stylizied to suit the tastes of it’s period (source in image)
so, instead of being a simple case of ‘tops and bottoms’ the mermaid and the centaur share a complex 3-part anatomical stucture with a repeating thoracic element. This is not something expressed with a punnet square but instead with a fractorial tree to examine all possible permutations and combinations of this bodyplan.
It might be expressed as M (man) F (fish) H (horse), and possible combinations include:
Fig 3: M/M/M (source)
Fig 4: F/F/M AKA “Frank” (Source)
Or
Fig 5: M/H/F “Untitled Abomination” gallus 2019 So that’s my overcaffinated take on this hot mess of fantasy anatomy.
Sam Wilson as Captain America
Endgame post-credits scene (or we all know where Steve actually went after he had his dance with Peggy)
If I could engage with all the bullshit they say about strange that he didn’t feel sorry at all for sacrificing Tony, and how Tony would never sacrifice himself if he knew about it from Stephen, how could some people can be so blind? And so many people agree with this too, what movie are they watching? Do they even know who Tony stark is? What hell he had walked through? What kind of person he was? And the most insulting to read is about stephen willingness to sacrifice Tony’s life, if he knew another way, another way at all? He rather give his own life than to sacrifice other’s.
Didn’t they watch doctor strange (2016) movie and how stephen willing to die a thousand death so dormammu could leave the earth alone? how in the hell he is willingly, without an ounce of regret and guilt to know about Tony’s fate to just let him die like that without even trying for another alternative?
Didn’t they watch avengers: Infinity war and hear about what Stephen said? he willingly go through 14,000,605 alternate realities to see a way to defeat Thanos without having to sacrifice anyone, he wished he could have another way, but there was no other way.
He didn’t spesifically chose the one in which Tony died, no, how did you know that it wasn’t the first alternate that he saw to defeat thanos? If he really want to sacrifice Tony that bad because he is a cold blood heartless person, why don’t he stop just there? Why he keep searching and risk his own sanity to live a thousand lifetime so he could watch the 14,000,604 other realities so he didn’t need to sacrifice Tony at all? but the fate of course is stronger than his will. How many times do I need to tell this that there was no other way? at least the writer decided to be this way.
At first I didn’t wish for Stephen to be shown that he mourn over Tony’s death even a little bit in his next movie but seeing how cruel all the words spun around his character, I really want them to show us a glimpse of what it takes on Stephen’s soul so the antis can shut up.
Benedict had portrayed strange in infinity war and endgame as a man who is burdened by that knowledge, he played a man who had to chose wisely even though it’s heavy on his soul, and yet all they see is a heartless arrogant doctor, they didn’t learn a damn thing about stephen’s character growth and it makes me furious.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE
TONY WAS FULLY WILLING TO SACRIFICE HIS LIFE IF IT MEANT HELPING PEOPLE
We see this again and again through all of the movies he’s in. Remember in Avengers, when NY was gonna get bombed with a fucking nuke??? And what did Tony do? He threw hisself into a portal to freaking SPACE not knowing if he would come back or survive. Remember in Infinity War, when he flew into space after a space ship with the same knowledge of the outcome? Remember the recording in Endgame, where he didn’t say anything about his life ending, instead focusing on making sure Peper knew he loved her? There are so many examples, I can’t even list them all.
TONY DIDNT AND NEVER WOULD HAVE REGRETED HIS DECISION. No matter what Strange has said, even if Tony knew it wasn’t the only way to stop Thanos. Tony’s always been self-sacrificing because everyone means more to him than he means to himself.
