oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out
after i move i really wanna get a used roomba
be sure to pee after sex so you don’t get an hdmi
if you pull the bag out of a cereal box you’re fucked. you’re so absolutely fucked. it’s never gonna go back in there the same way again, the box was protecting you and you disrespected it and you will get what you deserve
Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum
LMAO THO Germany not getting any public points, the uk being dead last and Greece and cyprus giving each other 12 points is peak Eurovision
Europe really went out and said
Iceland, I have so much respect for you
you’re the real winners
FUCK YES ICELAND
Anti-capitalism, trans flags in the green room, jumped into the top 5 with the public vote and fucking held up Palestine banners .
i don’t care what anyone says, after iceland pulled out the palestine banners in tel aviv during a live show they won the whole competition forever they’re eternal eurovision winners thank you for playing bye
legends never die
THEY SAW THE OPPORTUNITY AND THEY TOOK IT !!!
lego castle dragon
god i miss you so fucking much
Cry me a fucking river
yeast, unaware it’s being used to make bread: “oh fuck yes sugar and water”
old people on facebook posts should be in the moma
oh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,my god