Boyyyy this tea is sizzling!

Stages of a Wincest Shipper

Stage 1: Oh my God, they have the cutest brother relationship. I love it. Oh my God, BROTP!!! *reads cute brother fics*

Stage 2: they should totally do everything together. They love each other so much!! They’re so adorable, but I don’t ship them because it’s incest and incest is weird *awkward laugh* *looks at cute brother art*

Stage 3: so what if I don’t want them to date other people, they have each other. Why do they need other people? No, I don’t ship them! Of course not! *reads slight slash fics*

Stage 4: I want them to do cute things together like go to the movies and have fun doing things together. But that’s not a date! I mean, hello, brothers! *reads about them cuddling and shit, but totally platonic*

Stage 5: Okay, I might ship them just a bit, but it’s only like a crack!ship. Everyone has one crazy crack!ship. Let’s be real. Okay. Just like, keep it on the down low. *secretly reads teen rated fics*

Stage 6: I think I might actually ship them. For, like, real. But don’t tell anyone and never mention it! *looks at slashy art and reads slash fics*

Stage 7: yeah, I love Supernatural. You know what would be a good joke, if Sam and Dean actually got together. Hilarious, I know right? *has M-rated fic on phone behind passcode*

Stage 8: you know what? I kinda ship Wincest and I don’t care! Alright? Okay. Still keeping it a secret. *rewatches Playthings 300x*

Stage 9: yeah, you know what. I ship Wincest. I am a Wincest Shipper, I’ll admit it. I mean, come on they’re so cute and so in love. *squeals about Sam and Dean’s love*

Stage 10: Fuck this. I SHIP WINCEST AND I’M PROUD! THEY KISS AND CUDDLE AND BE SUPER PROTECTIVE OF EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME! THEY FUCK EVERY NIGHT AND I FUCKIN LOVE IT! THEY HAVE THE WEIRDEST SEX AND YOU KNOW WHAT? THEY LOVE IT TOO! * screams from rooftops* *tells all friends* *reads fic about them calling each other brother while they fuck and recommends it to people*

Pretty much what happened to me 😅

Wait, there are stages? Damn I just jumped right in on the wincest wagen, I guess I skipped right to stage 10 🤣

when are we gonna get a superhero movie where the main characters just ugly as shit, just a fucking neanderthal looking guy

doctor strange

i was never taught the little song about which months have how many days so ive basically just been guessing my whole life

Wait... There's a song for that?!? (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣

“what are you reading?”

“its a…online book.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“….uh….”

I love that everyone just knows

Or…alternately:

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

“can i read it?”

“Oooh what are you drawing? Can I see?”

I FEEL THIS on a personal level

when you’re enjoying yourself in VR and some fucking knuckles in VRChat walks up to you and starts clicking

OP does not know de wae

I could annihilate you in single combat

You is fake queen, Spit on fake queen

Safety first. (via LivieMares)

Me 😋🍰 i would totally steal some cake

Excuse me, could I use the bathroom? I need to powder my

My excuse to use the bathroom from now on (≧∇≦)/

Tumblr Code.

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

this is from an era long passed

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

I'm silent till

A: u get me on the right topic

B: i found something funny on social Media n i WANT u to know about it

C: i cant emotional handel a characters death n i need ur ears to listen to my gibberish, incoherent speech on why they should have not died

Also, you should be worried if I'm quiet without out my phone in hand. It means I'm planning someone's death, most likely urs. 😇😈

back when i was suicidal in high school the tiniest things would make me want to kill myself but also the most trivial things would stop me

i remember looking at a bottle of sleeping pills and going “i’m going to kill myself. i’m not going to get out of this town. i’m not going to be able to get into a good college” and then i would go “but wait! if you die tonight, you won’t be there when they invent time travel. what if you die tonight and aliens land tomorrow and you miss it. the entire world would change and you would miss it.” “ah, yes. good point. i’ll wait until next week to die. once i’m dead i’m dead, so i can wait a little longer to see if something cool happens before then.”

it never did but it brought me back from killing myself until i started seeing a psychologist and got on antidepressants 

people are re-blogging this and i dont mind b/c they’re relating to it so that’s nice if it’s helping ppl understand

the whole “you have so much to live for!” idea was nice and well intentioned, but i felt like people were just spouting bullshit at me because i didn’t. i didnt have any friends or dates or talents.  i had nothing to really live for.

but things like “oh, well if you die now you won’t be able to find out who jon snow’s mother is” did help. because i went “oh, well i’ll finish this book to figure out if my theory is right first.” because i was going to die anyway so a few more hours wouldn’t hurt and by the end of the book i felt less suicidal. 

also years later i found out i was right about my theory. 

This exact thing has helped me so much. Things like, “Well you can’t now because it’s Thanksgiving and you’ll ruin it, wait until after” “well now it’s almost Christmas so do it next year” “Well you can’t before you see how Game of Thrones ends” “Think of all the cats you haven’t pet yet” the trivial things have always helped me more than the whole, “people will miss you, you have so much to live for”

Find something to make you hold on a little longer, even if you take it hour by hour or day by day. Even if it’s just something like, “Well if I die tonight I won’t get to eat my leftover Chinese food tomorrow” it helps.

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I'm not suicidal myself, but i had a friend who was. I got her hooked into anime a few years before finding out about her depression. She would be really happy when she found a new anime and get super excited, but fall right back into depression every time she finished the series. So me trying to be a good friend, forced my favorite anime down her throat. That anime was One Piece, the never ending anime.... (Literally its around ep. 800 and its only halfway finished.) After making her watch all of season one, she slowly fell in love with it. Now when every she gets depressed and suicidal, i whisper into her ears "If u die now then you won't get to see Luffy fight (blah blah) and save (blah blah). What about the one piece? Luffy still hasn't become pirate king! I also heard gear # will appear in next season."

But ome people think im an asshole for getting her into anime because it causes her depression. I believe im helping my friend to live another day. I believe i gave her something to keep on fighting for when no one else could.

This took me forever XD

Lol, Zoro at the end sent me to my death of "Cant breath because I'm laugh to hard but no sound comes out for I'm trying draw air into my lungs"

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

voidethered:

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

This just gets better and better

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Such cuteness in one pic 😍