does anyone wanna see a dandelion

Yes

isn’t he just dandy

god she is always serving cunt.

she would karate chop the shit out of you for saying that.

Imagine thinking you bring more to the table than Kermit the Frog

thank you doctor for doubling my testosterone. however i turn into a hound of some sorts late into the evenings. i am not complaining but i was not informed of this effect either way

no i think this will find the right audience somehow

I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I’m normal. I am so fucking normal it’s crazy how normal i am

DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO ISN’T ORDINARY

im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

gril chee :3

im like shakespeare in that i also like to make up words

me ppl dont understand what im saying when i use words exclusive to my lexicon that has evaded the eyes of the Oxford:

This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app

who's packing me lunch

aa a snake bited my peanus you have to. you have to. no i shant say it.

fat trans men i need y’all to know:

The Penguin Relationship Board

A polycule too advanced for human minds

Trans men who have boobs are allowed to feel good about their appearance!! Trans men who can't or don't want to get top surgery are allowed to have gender euphoria even if they have boobs!! Lots of trans men feel gender euphoria from not having boobs which is totally valid, but if you're one of the people who doesn't mind yours or even gets gender euphoria from yours, you're totally valid too, and expressing that happiness isn't diminishing the experiences of other trans men who have chest dysphoria!

logging on only to find out that my gf posted hole on tumblr :/