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you can click on this button once daily to help palestine and support other causes in the middle east for free. it takes literally 5 seconds and could help save lives so please take the time to click and share this link.
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she might be "your girl" but in a matter of minutes i could fumble her so catastrophically as to permanently secure a space in the hallowed halls of her memory. never forget this
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Not saying I’m opposed to it but why does the example photo of a bowerbird bower on wikipedia literally look like the poster for an A24 horror film?
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oh this orange is going to be so fucking dry and juiceless
you seeing this shit my liege???
peeled off one of the sections and i was like that’s what bad pussy sounds like
get her ass
That’s a yellow
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Anonymous asked:
Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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leopard seal and fairy shrimp mermaids
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btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off
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me reading one of the most famous books ever written: do people know about this book. do they know.
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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️
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truly I am sick of the phrases "stop dating men" and "men suck". LIKE come on. we've moved past this terfy shit.
demonizing masculinity is such a cold take. like would you say men suck to a newly transitioning trans man? hell if you did he might even agree like "yeah I know haha", but that shit leaves imprints in you. If you start to feel like the queer community, your home, hates/doesn't trust/thinks they're better than men, why would you want to be one??
It's not that I don't understand where people who say this are coming from. I used to say shit like that when I was young. But I've read too many trans people nervous to be men or who dampen their expressions of masculinity to not be seen as a creep or just to not be avoided by people who should be welcoming to them.
PLEASE tell me I'm not insane for thinking this
#the funny thing about framing men as inherently worse than women is that it’s still misogyny#because ‘women are pure and good and can’t do any wrong’ is like a tenet of patriarchal#society — like it is a huge reason why women didn’t get to have an education or vote#it’s the reason women were pidgeonholed into the caregiver role for centuries
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i always give a lazy two finger salute when cars stop for me at a crosswalk and it's devolved so much that at this point I feel like an icon of jesus whenever I cross the street
car: stops for me at a crosswalk
me:
oh blessed art thou automobile for you have served the meek and humble. go on your way knowing your act of kindness has saved me 2 minutes on my trip to the bodega
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my brothe r sent me this
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Why is Lily Allen’s song about how horrible her boyfriend is in bed so catchy?