putting my english degree to good use by making a which woman from classic literature are you quiz  so enjoy

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

How could you hide this beautiful thing in the tags?

- Mod Naga

werewolf after waking up the next morning: I am going to kill you Human: is it because i threw werewolf: YES ITS BECAUSE YOU THREW THE STICK BUT REALLY JUST HID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction

a scientific scale

Courtesy of the group chat

Even more dnd character asks

(cause why not) 

1) A story for every scar. Do any of their wounds have interesting origins? 

2) Three songs that show their character progression. 

3) If they were a god which god would they be? 

4) What was their favourite subject at school? 

5) What does their voice sound like? 

6) Animal, vegetable, mineral: what one thing symbolises them the most? 

7) If they could control one of the four elements what would it be? 

8) What would their favourite tv show be? 

9) Would they ever use magic to gain love? 

10) What do they think of themself? 

11) Gender and sexuality? 

12) Do they have a type? 

13) Playing video games, would they be a completionist, a speed runner, how would they play? 

14) If they could solve one problem, what would they solve? 

15) What horoscope stereotype fits them the most? 

16) Favourite terrain? 

17) How do they dress? 

18) What would their ideal home be like? 

19) What would they like their mark in history to be? 

20) If they could be a dragon, would they be a dragon? 

Round 2 lets do this! @ofrabjousnight @ghost-in-the-library @hansketches @saltymcsaltersalt

Jaci - Werewolf/Warlock

1. She’s got ton of little scars from a mischievous and daring childhood but her only main one is a scar on her lip that came from a play fight with her brother.

2. Out There from the Hunchback of Notre Dame Soundtrack, Brother by Kodaline, and Me and Mine by The Brothers Bright

3. Artemis definitely

4. Drama... she’s not a big academic kind of person

5. Her voice is fairly high and fast and she rolls her tongue a lot but when she gets serious it deepens (I needed an accent and fast so it’s just my Spanish voice but English)

6. Wolf for obvious reasons

7. Ice. I know that’s not one of the main four but she doesn’t feel like a water person but ice is definitely her thing.

8. Teen Wolf

9. No.

10. She can be very critical of herself and typically feels very self conscious but is a big fan of this new power she has so her self confidence is rooted in that.

11. Female and she’s attracted to males for the vast majority but, as she’s learning and exploring, not totally opposed to females.

12. Yes... she likes the bad boys. Bonus points if they have a skateboard.

13. So adhd. She would never finish any of the quests because the moment another popped up then the original would be forgotten.

14. Her brother.

15. I was trying to decide between a couple until i saw “will say anything no matter how undiplomatic” under Sagittarius. So yeah she’s a Sagittarius. Which actually fits with her having a winter birthday.

16. She’s most familiar with tundra and the mountains but also loves the green of forests.

17. Modesty is not a big thing to her so she wears crop-tops and cut up pants with lots of color!

18. Basically a cabin the woods with a nice warm and homey feel and with lots of friends and family always coming and going because that’s what makes a home.

19. To be the strongest and to be the one who finally took out the Silver Legion.

20. While that would be cool for a bit, she prefers being a werewolf

Laura: “You want any more of this? [bursts into a vibrant rendition of Maureen’s verse of Take Me or Leave Me from Rent] Oh, we dropped some!”

this fuckn sorting hat quiz is a little too real sometimes what the fuck

THIS QUIZ BOUTTA SHAKE THE FOUNDATIONS OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS MY TRUE HOGWARTS HOUSE

(the quiz)

aka the same result i’ve gotten in every single sorting house quiz since the dawn of time

emilia clarke putting daenerys as her hero and survivor in her charity is everything she said fuck game of thrones, fuck the ending, fuck the message, fuck y’all haters, fuck destroying my character she saved my life and y’all WILL hear nothing less

my heart is absolutely broken

This is horrible.

In conclusion: fuck D&D

OH MY GOD SHE DESERVED SO MUCH BETTER

Can you imagine spending ten years -ten years- of your life playing a character who is basically the first woman to be a protagonist fantasy ruler in a major cultural touchstone, who gets to be the hero, the good person who struggles with hard and bad choices? Can you imagine having that weight on you? Of holding that icon on your shoulders, with all it means to so many people? To pour your life into that? To experience what it means personally to your family? To your friends? To yourself?

And then having it torn out from under you by some jackasses who make your character into a monster for a Twist™. 

Boring old werewolf instincts:

Sexual jealousy

Constant aggression

Rigid hierarchy

Must win sports

Homophobia And Sexism Is Normal™

Eat people

Cool new werewolf instincts:

There is no five second rule

Corvids are friends

Hang out as a pack

Karaoke

Gotta pee

Also consider:

Separation anxiety

Unconditional love and loyalty

Being able to sleep in almost any situation or position

Irresistible urge to chase squirrels and rabbits

Hating the vacuum cleaner

Wanting to do everything with friends

Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door

Long, shouted conversations to other werewolves across the neighborhood (bonus points at 2am)

Taking advantage of any and all free food

Werewolf-vampire solidarity

Fighting any animal that trespasses into the backyard

Boundless energy

Too much energy

Eating out of the trash if it smells tasty

Being bad at sports because you don’t want to let anyone else take the ball from you. Then destroying the ball in front of everyone because you want to make a point

Trying to fight things 10x your size like a fucking idiot

Being unable to hold a grudge for more than a few hours

Trying to make people feel bad for you over mundane things that aren’t actually that bad. And somehow succeeding.

Snoring

Needing to try a bit of your friends’ food, even if you’ve tried it 5645674 times before and have never once liked it

Getting way too friendly with random strangers

Being in a love-hate relationship with water

Digging. For no reason.

Thinking you’re a badass despite being a hyperactive ball of emotions and hedonism

Loud sobbing while pressing yourself up against the sliding glass door at your friends who locked you out because they were tired of your bullshit and wanted some goddamn peace and quiet

Okay this one is a gem:

“ Loudly and repeatedly announcing to housemates that someone is at the door “

No alpha/beta/omega werewolves because science figured out LONG ago that that concept is, for wolves, incorrect.

according to this, i’m secretly a wolf deep down

“What is Captain Marvel’s secret weapon for taking down Thanos?”

EAT THAT DUDEBROS

ENTJ: A Type In Words.

ISTJ | ISFJ | INFJ | INTJ | ISTP | ISFP | INFP | INTP | ESTP | ESFP | ENFP | ENTP | ESTJ | ESFJ | ENFJ | ENTJ

your last words before you die are the 3rd line of the last song you listened to. what are we saying ladies?

FMA Modern High School AU

Basically, Ed and Al are science prodigies attending a super prestigious academy through a mysterious scholarship. This, the school itself, and half the country’s businesses are all run by the same corporation that’s up to some shady business. 

This is so silly but I put more doodles + story here:

https://imgur.com/gallery/fQKbMtH

I got Hamlet. Why am i not surprised?

i was like if i don’t get romeo i’ll riot and i got romeo

Things DM Hughes is sick of