also just an aside but i do want other bisexual ppl to know, esp younger bisexual ppl, that you really really do not have to obsess and over analyze your sexuality at every turn. you’re allowed to just identify as bisexual. self reflection can be healthy but should be done in moderation. not reciprocating someone’s feelings does not mean you’re suddenly not attracted to that entire gender and there’s absolutely no quota you should feel you have to meet in order to “really” be bisexual.
How can you justify keeping your cats inside all the time if you can acknowledge that they do in fact want to go outside and hunt?
How can you justify not letting your child eat glue if you can acknowledge that they do in fact want to eat glue?
Keeping a cat indoors for their whole life is just sad honestly
Not as sad as what happens when they’re allowed outside bud
Listen: if you cannot be bothered to properly enrich an animal who sleeps eighteen (18) hours a day and takes delight in such simple items as crumpled paper, a piece of string, and a box, you shouldn't have animals whatsoever. Keep your cat inside where it won't die a horrible death at a third of its natural lifespan after decimating the local small wildlife population.
full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set
Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other
No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics
A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!
A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!
A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!
A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!
No, no, no
remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?
InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this
A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*
god those were lawless times.
you kinda do give off onceler kin vibes
you couldve pulled my spine out my ass like the rip cord of a chainsaw and that still wouldve been kinder than saying this
Not to bring up peter jacksons h*bb*t trilogy (yuck) on main, but do you know how horrible of a writing choice was making the elves vegetarians for laughs? Elven history is full of legendary hunters. Hell, the god that first taught them how to road trip (an important part of elven culture) is literally the GOD OF HUNTING. In fact, we have more evidence for elves hunting than farming! Implying otherwise is celegorm erasure and i will NOT stand for it!
possible explanations:
1) they just fed the dwarves lettuce to fuck with them bcos they’re assholes
2) elves don’t hunt for meat they hunt to get up close to animals & pet them like wolverine
3) the elves in rivendell are mistakenly under the impression that DWARVES are vegetarians and wanted them to feel welcome
I thought of another one:
4) elves are Catholic & the dwarves arrived on a Friday
that always drives me nuts when fantasy worlds are like “elves are peaceful vegetarians” but ALWAYS the best at archery.
The fuck did they learn to use or make bows for then???
Anyway I picked this filter in honor of Elliott Page because it's called Juno #nye #nyeoutfit #nonbinary #trans #demiboy #boysinmakeup #queer #fuck2020 #fuckcovid19 https://www.instagram.com/p/CJfMTXqDBI2/?igshid=6sx4y8gpn4qe
when are male celebs gonna stop wearing boring ass plain black and white tuxedos and suits to award shows like step it up they all look the same I don’t care who made it. I wanna see some hunger games Capitol style fashion
They need to take a page from John Boyega’s book. That purple suit. Hot damn.
Not forgetting the all red, and the one with the blue blazer…….
In case people missed the red suit and his blue look:
And then the gorgeous purple Decepticon one:
damn son
I see your John Boyega and would also like to add Michael B. Jordan
also, it’s not red carpet but I refuse to ignore these beauties:
I need these suits
This list is INCOMPLETE without Lil Nas X and Billy Porter
Black man out there casually saving fashion
Fanboy Expo October 29, 2016 (x)
I know this is suppose to be cringe but I love the absolute friendship in this picture and it cheers me up thinking about what a great time they all have piling into a 1990 VW to go to Taco Bell.
you wish you were these kids
ANDY BIERSACK + music videos (2009-2020)
i love one (1) disaster wizard
It’s a good metaphor tho, because the situation is never going to get better if you don’t eventually pull the door. And afterwards, no matter what the damage was, you’ll have a working cabinet, whatever plates you could salvage, and a place to start putting new plates.
Reblogging for that comment ^
Hats off for negative jokes turned to wholesome posts
So this was me for a long time. Afraid to open the door, certain that all that I was would crash and break. That I could never be repaired.
But I opened the door.
And what fell out and crashed to the ground was not me. They weren’t my dishes.
They were other people’s dishes.
Put inside we without my permission, when I was too young to know that I could not hold them all.
I opened the door, and I’m still here.
It turns out, I’m not that fragile.
Oh damn it got better
Jack is hardcore as fuck
scare me like one of your french girls
For money money, the most interesting thing about this confrontation is how completely it inverts the final scenes of a typical Disney film. In most cases, the hero is physically and/or supernaturally outmatched, and triumphs through determination and ingenuity; here, the villain spends the the whole fight running scared, while the protagonist casually no-sells everything that’s thrown at him. And there’s no ironic Disney Death keeping the protagonist’s hands clean, either. Jack just straight-up murders Oogie with malice aforethought while Oogie is running away - and by having Santa Claus himself strike the final blow, the film legitimises Jack’s killing of Oogie as the morally correct course of action.
You don’t fuck around with the motherfucking pumpkin king
i can’t believe there’s people out here doing film analysis that are too young to remember it wasn’t originally released under the Disney label fuck i’m old
it was released under the now defunct Touchstone Pictures, which was the company that was owned by Disney but used specifically to release movies for adults and older kids so people wouldn’t see the name Disney and think it was for five year olds
it doesn’t have the typical final scenes of a Disney film because it ISN’T one
Halloween costumes: Genderbend
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