laneyleigh reblogged
hippo campus arguing about soup for a minute straight
suicidesaturdaze
reblogging this again because the banter over chili is jsut too fucking funny to me:
- nathan, innocently “is chili soup?”
- interviewer, excited about the debate that is ready to unfold, “you bring up a good point. we’re gonna bring that back home, keep going though,” as he points to jake to continue.
- jake, “wait is that, was that-”
- “CHILI’S NOT A SOUP,” zach interrupts sternly
- interviewer says “hey, it’s your world!” encouraging the chili.
- jake, in a defeated tone after changing his mind about tomato: “i’ll- ugh… chili, i guess…”
- zach as he grabs the microphone, “chili’s not a soup. it’s not water based.” He says Very Confidently, “soup is water based.”
- interviewer LOOKS AT CAMERA JUST TRULY FLABBERGASTED
- zach, continuing: “umm, i’m gonna go ahead and say-”
- NATHAN NEARLY SPITS OUT HIS DRINK AS HE TURNS TO ZACH, POINTING, AND DECLARES, “FALSE!” The small man can barely contain his rage.
- zach is unphased. he goes on “broccoli cheddar, or,”
- “thats not even WATER BASED!” nathan scoffs.
- “its a classic!” the interviewer now seems to have SWITCHED SIDES HERE, defending zach!
- zach IS STILL LISTING OFF HIS FAVORITE SOUPS, saying “cream of mushroom,” AS IF THIS DISCOURSE WASN’T UNFOLDING BEFORE HIS OWN TWO EYES
