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@drmcninja007 / drmcninja007.tumblr.com

My name's Tristan and I have no idea what the hell I'm doing anymore. The blog's done a 180 in recent times. It's now mostly military and firearm content with shitposting and occasional anime. If that's what you're about, then enjoy.
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tokai-teio
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thealphapigeon

Honestly people who pick grass type starter pokemon are lunatics like you're already vulnerable to bug, flying, ice, poison and fire just by like. Default. And there's guaranteed bug and flying types in your starting routes in every game. That's fine. This is fine. The world sees your little guy as a walking salad. And if you're playing gold/silver and it's remakes then fuck you and your chikorita because the first two gyms are flying and bug type but whatever i suppose. So you manage to survive this divine sign from the universe you've made a mistake and evolved your little guy, and it's very rare for a grass type to remain only a grass type. Unfortunately, now that you've evolved as a split type it's likely that now you've either made moves that were not very effective to mildly effective.. or opened up a whole new type vulnerability. Grass ground? Now water AND grass type moves pack a decent punch. Grass poison? Sure bugs might not completely devour you, but psychic attacks are going to ruin your day. Arceus looked upon grass types and firmly reminded them they are at the bottom of the foodchain forever and ever amen. Yet people will still pick Bulbasaur. Talk about love man

#the fuck you mean#Bulbasaur is 1st Gen easy mode#first two gyms are rock and water#and most early Pokémon only have basic moves like tackle
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graf-spectre
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kineticpenguin
anarchowizardist asked:

what did you say about most firearm owners and funko pops?

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kineticpenguin answered:

That for the vast majority of gun owners, their guns might as well be funko pops.

Basically, they exist entirely as consumer products; they are collected for the sake of having them, and for comparing collections. Posing with your collection as a flex.

As an extreme example, I see very little difference between this:

And this:

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#as a certified gun enjoyer myself I say this with full offense#who tf needs that many AR-15s#I could see a few if you’re doing historical builds#or building in different calibers or whatever#but jfc#get some variety
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